sebastian

sebastian, 1 day ago to random

oh ok i just segfaulted gcc

sebastian, 1 month ago to random

status update:

i am currently writing an assembler which compiles to printf

sebastian, 1 month ago to random

what if i made a fedi client for wii and called it fedii

sebastian, 1 month ago to random

i made another mashup

Come Hang Out mashed up with some other ajr songs: Touchy Feely Fool, Yes I'm A Mess, and 2085

sebastian, 2 months ago to random

holy fuck

i just realized the dumb song (ajr) and the fnaf song begin with the same notes

you said with certainty / we're waiting every night

i don't know what to do with this information but i feel like i need to do Something

sebastian, 2 months ago to random

linguistic prescriptivists are so funny

sebastian, 2 months ago to random

gotosocial mega-instance with open registration

sebastian, 2 months ago to random

new project: https://git.sr.ht/~sebsite/MyFirstCalculator

i really wish there was an easier way to do this :/

sebastian, 2 months ago to random

all of the comments under this video were calling it unbearable brainrot, and they're not wrong about the brainrot but i was giggling to myself the entire time

gameplay of mario maker level where you're constantly grabbing mushrooms and then getting hit to get small again. on the bottom there's a cat who is sad when mario is small but starts dancing to chipi chipi chapa chapa when he gets big. it's very repetitive

sebastian, 3 months ago to random

shamelessly reposting with alt text

dash-cam footage. a man is singing to music, when suddenly google assistant is activated. the man loudly starts yelling and swearing at it, and it responds by saying "i'm a virtual assistant, but your words are still very real." as it continues talking about being respectful and stuff the man continues to loudly swear at it

sebastian, 3 months ago to random

i have no idea if this is common knowledge or not but i didn't know about it so:

in python, the + operator on lists will allocate a new list, but += will concatenate the list in place:

>>> a = [1, 2, 3]
>>> b = a
>>> a = a + [4] # allocates a new list
>>> b
[1, 2, 3]
>>> a = b
>>> a += [4] # edits the list in place
>>> b
[1, 2, 3, 4]

sebastian, 3 months ago to random

the circular bootstrap is complete

sebastian, 3 months ago to random

tf why isn't today's bot the woz federating with me

sebastian, 4 months ago to random

alright let's play a game of "spot the undefined behavior"!

spot the undefined behavior in the following expression (you may assume overflow doesn't occur):

x + 2 - 2

this is only UB in a very specific context, and i'm intentionally not providing any context above to make this more difficult

answer in reply

sebastian, 4 months ago to random

gaming

sebastian, 5 months ago to random

i love the c spec now

sebastian, 5 months ago to random

apparently this whole time hare-c didn't compile on master harec cuz i had some local commits that i forgot weren't upstream lol

sebastian, 5 months ago to random

things are happening

sebastian, 5 months ago to random

lol gcc and clang have different semantics for attribute((packed))

struct attribute((packed)) foo *x;
struct foo { char a; int b; };
static_assert(sizeof(struct foo) == 5);
static_assert(alignof(struct foo) == 1);

this works in clang but not in gcc

sebastian, 5 months ago to random

operating system written with the c preprocessor, call that shit macrOS

sebastian, 5 months ago to random

brains are actually so fucked up

sebastian, 5 months ago to random

noses are so fuckin weird. like there's just two holes on your face which suck in tiny particles and tell your brain to experience different things depending on what those particles are. whose idea was this

sebastian, 5 months ago to random

if i had a dollar for every dollar i had i would have like twice as many dollars

sebastian, 10 months ago to random

FUCK it's 3:37