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TonyaMarie

@TonyaMarie@chaosfem.tw

Middle-aged trans woman in Seattle. Semi-retired math teacher and coder, full-time housewife.

I love cooking, boardgames, RPGs, and SF/F.

Check out my cooking toots under #WhatIsTonyaMarieCooking.

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Impossible_PhD, to random
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So for soooooome reason, I'm high femme today.

TonyaMarie,
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@Impossible_PhD @NicolaElle @JoscelynTransient @theartlav Hi, Barbie!

TonyaMarie,
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@Impossible_PhD As opposed to those days when you are merely upper-middle femme? 😁 ❤️

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    TonyaMarie,
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    @rooster Ummm ... whatever you want? 😍

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    TonyaMarie,
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    @rooster I was trying on tops in a store the other day and had the "I can't seem to get this on over my tits" things. NGL, good times! :D

    Binder, to random
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    John Xena

    TonyaMarie,
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    @Binder Don't Google it!

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    TonyaMarie,
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    @rooster Wow, that's a good one I hadn't really thought about. Thanks for that! ❤️

    JoscelynTransient, to TransJoy
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    Gosh this haircut makes me feel cute! 🥰

    Selfie of my new shag bob cut hairstyle with an undercut on the left side and sweeping bang to my right
    Selfie of my new shag bob cut hairstyle with an undercut on the left side and sweeping bang to my right

    TonyaMarie,
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    @JoscelynTransient As well it should!

    Impossible_PhD, to random
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    I discovered a Transfem Secret Technique today, and I'm gonna share it with you.

    Wish you had wide, bodacious hips? Get yourself a (longline, probably) corset with hip gores, the modifications a corset needs for very hippy ladies. Put it on. Then, put a midi or miniskirt or dress on overtop. Pleated works best, but anything that's not bodycon works.

    Again, pleated works best, but check that out! I have in no way earned those hips.

    The poster, wearing a midi-length dress. It flares quite a bit from her waist to her apparent hips.

    TonyaMarie,
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    @Impossible_PhD
    Takes notes
    Gets distracted by picture of gorgeous woman
    Snaps out of it, resumes taking notes

    Corset! 👍

    For the uninitiated, what are "hip gores" and how do I recognize them when I see them?

    JoscelynTransient, to TransJoy
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    Unrelated to anything else going on in the fediverse today....i feel kinda like a freaking babe today

    Photo of me in a proper bisexual sprawl, completely unaware of how to properly sit in a chair
    A selfie of me looking downward at the camera in a blue ribbed tanktop, curves and tattoos wonderfully visible

    TonyaMarie,
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    @JoscelynTransient Can't disagree! ❤️

    TonyaMarie, to baking
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    I was tricked by Ghirardelli! 😠

    After I put what I believed to be white chocolate chips into my cookies, I looked at the label and noticed that it just says "white chips". Checked the ingredients and ... no cocoa butter. These are palm oil and milk solids with vanilla and sugar.

    It's on me for not reading carefully, but in my defense, the word "chocolate" is right there ... just in the Ghirardelli logo. 😡

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    TonyaMarie,
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    @rooster Absolutely! ❤️

    TonyaMarie, to random
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    • Bathroom: Tidied
    • Toilets: Brushed
    • Kitchen: Tidied
    • Dinner: In crock pot, making the house smell amazing
    • Medical claim paperwork: Submitted

    I think I'm ready to sit and veg for a while. :D

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    TonyaMarie,
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    @rooster I have no idea what those mean, and google just gives me a series of discussions of which is better, without actually defining them ... 😞

    TonyaMarie,
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    @rooster Wow! Even leaving out the BA, the overall weight gain looks amazing on you. 💕

    TonyaMarie,
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    @rooster @Willow Ah, thanks! I can now enjoy the joke! 😁 ❤️

    TonyaMarie, to random
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    POV: You're talking to me and I have to keep reminding you, "Hey! My tits are down here!"

    Impossible_PhD, to random
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    Happy fine-ass Friday, my assorted gender gremlins, as I head to Commander night!

    TonyaMarie,
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    @miriamrobern @Impossible_PhD I suspect it's a Magic: The Gathering night?

    TonyaMarie,
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    @Impossible_PhD @miriamrobern I haven't played Magic in 25 years, so that doesn't mean anything to me, but good luck and have fun torturing the adolescents with that top! 😁

    TonyaMarie,
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    @Impossible_PhD @miriamrobern ... I have never seen a MtG tourney that didn't have a hefty number of adolescents! Is this a private gathering, or do you just have a mature audiences game store? :D

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    Did you know... when yer a grown up you can eat cookies whenever dah fuck ya want?

    TonyaMarie,
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    @vlrny I'm doing my part!

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    TonyaMarie,
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    @rooster I had been looking for a new lamppost, but one seems to have suddenly appeared out of nowhere ...

    Impossible_PhD, to random
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    I went outside in a mini without leggings for the first time today.

    I was scared, but it went fine!

    TonyaMarie,
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    @Impossible_PhD It's a glorious feeling, isn't it? 💕

    TonyaMarie, to random
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    New nails!

    JoscelynTransient, to trans
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    TRANS FRIENDS:
    Would you be willing to let me share pictures of your transition timeline on my blog?

    There are so many of us that feel like it will be impossible to ever be ourselves. I want to show what social transition, HRT, and/or gender-affirming surgeries are capable of doing for us because I know that would have made a difference for me once upon a time.

    If you can reply or send me a direct message with your timeline or before/after images, and let me know whether you want your name/masto handle on it or if you would prefer to have no name/handle on it, I would really appreciate it! The piece in question will discuss a little bit of complicated history of the before/after transition images but then focus on the power of seeing how dynamic our bodies are and how much is possible through different kinds of transition. If you change your mind after sharing, I can always remove your images.

    TonyaMarie,
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    @Impossible_PhD OMG thanks! 😊

    I dunno how you've missed me, I've been taking a ton of selfies! I even posted an entire fashion show one day when I was bored and going through my wife's closet! 🤣

    Since you missed it, here's my St Pat's day fit!

    @JoscelynTransient

    TonyaMarie,
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    @Impossible_PhD
    Here's the fashion show, for your entertainment. :D

    https://chaosfem.tw/@TonyaMarie/111932646975995032

    @JoscelynTransient

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