Donald #Trump will suffer a medical emergency, and nobody will take it seriously or believe him. His followers will understand his explanation as an encoded sign of something they must do, and do quickly. It'll be chaotic and entertaining, teetering on absolutely dangerous.
We will discover #ChatGPT is fully intelligent, but has a form of dementia that it hallucinated on its own, which is why we get such conflicting output from it already.
#ElonMusk will decide that the name X doesn't sound manly enough, and renames it to XY. As well, his CyberTruck consistently acts more like a submarine than a boat.
China will land a new rover on the #moon to collect all the tardigrades they left behind in the crash.
We will discover (again) that the #Earth only has a single core, but it is #delicious. It'll be described as being like a Tootsypop.
They will resurrect a #Mastodon and it will demand credit on the network. Everyone unanimously agrees.
The #stockmarket will explode. The only problem is nobody has any money left to take advantage of it.
@jerry will get a vacation where he isn't transferring things to a different platform, and the database just works.
The #CommonLisp programming language takes off like never before, and dissenters chant "You can't spell Common Lisp without a C" Lispers will reply, "Thankfully there is no such thing as C++ommon #Lisp then!"
The device /dev/urandom will "flip" and start over again, in a Y2K-style event. Just like Y2K, nobody will notice.