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JPAKx4, 9 days ago

If the patient is awake while the surgeon is saying this, it might be brain surgery. Or a dentist

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BedSharkPal, 10 days ago

Three sentence horror story right here.

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LemmyKnowsBest, 10 days ago

Hopefully David was signed up for something inconsequential but fantastic like full-body laser hair removal

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kratoz29, 9 days ago

You got me thinking here, what is it when the hospital realizes about this fuck up? They just kidnap him, sedate him and remove the improvements? 🤔

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