Wilibus,

You joke, but some people are actually that dumb.

I used to work in the oilfield, first day on a new rig with a new company. We were swabbing (pulling fluid samples, super laid back work) and had 2 guys on, 2 guys off.

Sitting in the doghouse our driller yells over to the rig asking what time it is, I check the clock and yell back “About twenty to four” dude puts his hands on his hips like Karen would and starts to glare at me. My push leans out the window and yelled “Two Four Zero” blew my fucking mind.

Few days later he was dropping people off and we were at a new site so he changed pick up time to quarter to six. But in his mind that meant 25 minutes before 6, or 5:35. Needless to say he got there and I wasn’t ready, which as a new roughneck on a crew is a cardinal sin.

Got in the truck and we drove about a block and I apologized and said I wasn’t expecting him so soon. Dude pulled over looked over his shoulder at me and said “How quarters in a dollar, retard?”. I replied “Four?” “Wrong twenty five!”

Needless to say that job didn’t last long for me.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s hard to imagine. I guess some people just don’t picture a clockface or proportional time.

Wilibus,

This dude was just a crack head whose father happened to own a rig company.

He couldn’t write his own name, basic math skills was a luxury he didn’t enjoy, but he was a genius when it came to fixing diesel engines and hydraulics.

Truly an enigma amoung men.

SpiceyDejarik,

When I was a child, I lived in walking distance of my elementary school. One time my mom had to work early so she couldn’t be there to see me off to school. I was old enough to walk by myself at that point, but I relied on her to tell me when to go. Since she wasn’t going to be there, she told me to leave at “quarter after 7” so I could be there on time.

I left at 7:25 because a quarter is 25, right?

I got in trouble for being late to school. Instructions unclear, Mom!

Painintheass,

So, half past 9 is 9:50. I’ll be damned.

Kase,

“how much does a ticket cost?”

“A quarter til 3”

wolfpack86,

In danish this is basically how it’s done on increments of a half.

One and one half is said as half (til) two

But it’s only on small numbers. It goes Half, one, half til two, two, half til three (or optionally two and a half!), three, three and a half…

Dont even get me started on the rest of the numbers

allroy,

my parents always say it’s “quarter of”. I can’t make it make sense.

hydrospanner,

Right?!

Quarter til, quarter after…those are easy to understand. Same goes for half past.

But quarter of? I have no idea how that relates to the passage of time.

tigeruppercut,

I knew a mathy type who would occasionally jokingly say “a third past”

lugal,

I think Kafka used stuff like “two and a third” sometimes

AnarchistsForDemocracy,
AnarchistsForDemocracy,

nine-colon-seventyfive

smeg,

I’m not sure if this meme is doubly trolling me here, but please tell me nobody says “a quarter til ten” instead of “quarter to ten”!

FlickOfTheBean,

What’s the difference?

Maybe it’s having been raised in the south, but I’m used to hearing both. Maybe it’s a regional difference?

Though if I go for til these days, I’m more likely to say until rather than just til lol

smeg,

The difference is I’ve never heard anyone say “quarter til ten” before so it sounds very strange. As for it being a regional difference I guess it depends what region of the world you were raised in the south of!

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve only ever heard “to” as well, never “til”. Although the latter does make more sense, the former rolls off the tongue a lot easier.

meliaesc,

Quarter “until” makes more sense than quarter to.

smeg,

Well it’s language, it’s pretty arbitrary, you say what you learned rather than what makes the most sense

meliaesc,

Just wanted to represent your “nobody”!

smeg,

You’ve pulled back the curtain to reveal horrors beyond my imagination!

hydrospanner,

Another member of the “til” gang here!

I would also completely understand “to”, though, but I just don’t use it.

Those “quarter of” weirdos can fuck directly off though. That one makes zero sense to me haha.

crimroy,

I would say “quarter of” 10. So there.

smeg,

You’re just fucking with me now!

MedicPigBabySaver,

Yep

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Isn’t ‘quarter of’ 10:15?

(I always use “quarter to” or “quarter til”, but never “quarter of”)

Kase,

I got 2:30, but I doubt that’s what they mean

crimroy,

Haha I like that take on it. Idk, that’s just always how I’ve always said it. That is, when I don’t say 9:45 like a normal human. Northeast US, if that makes a difference

Mongostein,

“Quarter on ten” checking in :p

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

In german you’d just say quarter ten, half ten and three quarters ten for 9:15, 9:30 and 9:45 respectively

smeg,

Madness!

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Though not every region in Germany will do that, some think it’s stupid, but it makes sense to me.

Quarter ten for example means a quarter of the tenth hour is over, so 9:15. There’s good logic behind it, at least

Koordinator_O,

What? That must be a bavaria/switzerland/austria thing. I never heard this. hearing quarter ten (Viertel zehn?) i’d assume 10:15 and most definitly not 09:15 0.o I’ll stay with quarter before ten for (viertel vor zehn) 09:45 and quarter after ten (viertel nach zehn) for 10:15.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

BaWü, but even there not everyone says it like that

guriinii,

First time I’m hearing of it also. Like “cowboy time” doesn’t work if its “til”

anarchyrabbit,

It 645 mins since the start of the day

Agent641,

The current time is 1702477545

AnarchistsForDemocracy,

I was scrolling to find this answer, ty for your service 🫡

Magnetar,

585 mins, you mean. That’s 35.1 kiloseconds.

Johanno,

It’s 3/4 10

NovaPrime,
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

Hate to be a stickler, but wouldn’t 9:75 actually be a quarter AFTER 10 seeing as how it’d be 10:15 equivalent?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I’m afraid you’re not counting all 100 minutes in an hour.

NovaPrime,
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

Ah damn. I used imperial time units instead of metric. My bad.

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

the International Bureau of Weights and Measures wants to know your location

AnarchistsForDemocracy,

decimal time - another miracle of the french revolution

In 1788, Claude Boniface Collignon proposed dividing the day into 10 hours or 1,000 minutes, each new hour into 100 minutes, each new minute into 1,000 seconds, and each new second into 1,000 tierces (older French for “third”). The distance the twilight zone travels in one such tierce at the equator, which would be one-billionth of the circumference of the earth, would be a new unit of length, provisionally called a half-handbreadth, equal to four modern centimetres. Further, the new tierce would be divided into 1,000 quatierces, which he called “microscopic points of time”. He also suggested a week of 10 days and dividing the year into 10 “solar months”.[7]

JohnDClay,

How about just half past or quarter till?

snooggums,
snooggums avatar

9.75

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Commented just to say that this is the way it should be written, if it was a quarter to ten.

fury,

Ah, yes, good old metric time.

stjobe,

They tried it in France after the revolution IIRC. Didn’t work all that well :)

ExLisper,

I think it was 10 day week with only one day weekend. So 9 days of work instead of 6. Not sure why people didn’t like it.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

But they were only 10 hour days, so it evened out.

ExLisper,

10 hours of work or 10 hours total?

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

10 looong hours

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

They weren’t that long, just 100 minutes.

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

100 longer decimal minutes. One Earth’s rotation was divided into 10 decimal hours, so each decimal hour was 2.4 standard hours.

Kase,

You’re telling me they worked 24 hours at a time?!

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

huh? How did you read that?

Kase,

I might have gotten mixed up. My thought process was, they worked 10 hour days, and you said each decimal hour was 2.4 regular hours. So 10×2.4 = 24

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think anyone said they had 10-hour work days, just 10-hour days.

Kase,

Oh yeah, that makes sense. Thanks lol

smallaubergine,

They should intentionally make it smell real bad to discourage people to do that, like how Nintendo made ds/3ds cartridges taste bad so little kids wouldn't try and put them in their mouths

csfirecracker,

I am so confused by your comment. Did you comment on the right post? What would you make smell bad in this context

ExLisper,

No, he’s saying that when someone says ‘quoter till 10’ you have to fart. This way you will train them not to do it. I think he’s right.

smallaubergine,

definitely meant to comment on another post, super weird! I was reading a nottheonion post about how Steam was telling people not to huff the air coming out of the Steamdeck. Wonder if i hit a bug on the kbin mobile website? Hoping this reply actually goes to you and not some other post!

csfirecracker,

I just passed the post you meant to reply to and it clicked for me. Weird!

NaoPb,

Interesting. I don’t see why you would want to huff that hot exhaust air. But I also don’t see what’s wrong with that since it’s just the air from around you that’s been through the device.

Hope,

I agree, it would be cool if it smelled bad when people told time wrong.

kewwwi,

we already did that to the us measuring system but it just gave them bad taste

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