ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

My fellow le gentlesirs, does the narwhal bacon at midnight?

lol, upvote if you understood the reference!

Kaboom,

Le upvotes to the left!

Hubi,

My only regret is that I can only upboat this once, good Sir.

Kaboom,

Holy hell new response just dropped

wizardbeard,
@wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Even more than a decade later, that stupid meme still reminds me of one of the worst social events I ever had the mispleasure of attending. Can’t have been later than 2012.

I was making small talk, and I referenced an interesting article that had been on the Reddit front page the day before. “Oh, I was reading an article yesterday about blah bla-”. This nerdy, but until this point socially concious guy interrupts everything for that stupid meme. “gasp DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE NARWHAL BACONS?!?!” “Yes. So as I was saying-” “But. Do you know. When the narwhal BACONS?” Everyone is looking at me like I’m responsible for whatever the fuck is going on now. “Yes, I found the article on Reddit. It was-” The man cuts me off again, “WHEN DOES IT BACON?” You motherfucker I attended the goddamn Jon Stewart Rally to Restore Sanity and have the Reddit and Colbert complimentary T-Shirt only handed out on-site to prove it and now is not the time I am attempting to be a normal human being with more diverse hobbies than staring at a screen all day don’t you take this from me.

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

It’s funny, I was on Reddit at the time, but I didn’t see the meme.

So the one time I was asked, I didn’t know… The guy went from super excited to crushed and embarrassed

Speculater,

The answer was midnight, by the way.

trekman10,

Yikes

theherk,

AITA was really never the sub you went to for carefully considered prose. Just a bunch of edgy teenagers trying to justify being shitheads.

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Why were you on Reddit, OP?

Agent641,

Get him fellas!

lesteross,

At least there is something to read, unlike on lemmy, where the most liked posts are bitching about reddit.

webghost0101,

Thats not true we also have

  • sovereign Facebookwatch
  • star trek & communism memes
  • whatever 196 is (i am afraid to go there because of the rule)
  • standards (the’re foss)
TheFriar,

You still find that to be the case? I almost never see the kind of Reddit-bitching I did when we all first migrated here.

billwashere,

Is there such a thing as a 13 yo AI who fucked your mother? Because this reads like a gang of them.

spujb,

it’s cringe but equaly cringy is posting it to here and the comments pretending you couldn’t find a dozen similar examples on lemmy lol, like the demographic is not that different.

heaven forbid some cringey individuals spread some positive energy online! they should be more toxic and debate lord-ey with every comment.

reddit always had an incredible individuality, not-like-other-girls complex and it’s truly wonderful to see that that mindset has immediately migrated here. never change, reddit circlejerk brainrot, my love. 😍

Engywuck,

it’s cringe but equaly cringy is posting it to here and the comments pretending you couldn’t find a dozen similar examples on lemmy lol, like the demographic is not that different.

This.

JoYo,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

it didn’t used to be this bad, then the redditors came.

Empricorn,

I’m using this in my daily life now

My neckbeard in spez, you don’t talk to people in your “daily life”.

Tukma,

Brain not found.

Zealousideal_Fox900,

Made a post on a subreddit basically saying how I had been trying to get a gameboy then scalpers jumped in and rose the price well past anything I could spend. It got some attention, basically a bunch of advice only useful for people making 8888888K a year. Then, overnight, a fuckton of mostly american scalpers spam downvoted me.

letsgo,

Why does it bother me that you only typed seven 8’s?

Zealousideal_Fox900,

Is this better my lord? 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888v

PeterPoopshit,

Once lemmy got popular, I just decided next time I get banned I won’t make a new reddit account. Sure enough, I got banned without breaking any rules. Good riddance.

Agrivar,

I did something similar… then, in a moment of weakness, I tried to go back one more time. Apparently, I was really banned the last time. As in: even using a brand new email address didn’t fool them, I needed to use a VPN to even create an account. The juice just ain’t worth the squeeze anymore, so that’s the end of that.

TJDetweiler,

We’re no better here. Lemmy has its own brand of cringe.

sebinspace,

I’m using this in my daily life now.

saboteur,

It’s not about cringe imo, more the point is that the comments don’t look real at all - it’s all bots

rab,

Worse here imo, not sure why I stick around

Leg,

And so the cycle continues.

DAMunzy,

Spaceperson pointing gun at another spaceperson in space looking at the Earth meme.

tjsauce,

You either die based, or you live long enough to become cringé. The later is so much more fun.

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

This needs a coffee mug.

voodooattack,

Love. This. Comment.

waterSticksToMyBalls,

Switch to linux

First,

Btw I use Arch

spujb,

i’m installing this comment bare metal on my 2006 thinkpad

LadyFreya,

I just left reddit a seccond time and this is the first thing I see

FourPacketsOfPeanuts,

Me too. I don’t know how I got drawn back in (though obv post titles are heavily scored for causing engagement, so a heavy dose of bots and psychological trickery no doubt…)

I got into a rhythm posting here and there a bit and then realised more than a few not-at-all-usually-controversial takes of mine attracted zero conversation, just the -2, -3 downvotes within minutes.

Dialogue and especially any nuance on Reddit is dead dead dead. I can’t stand (who I assume to be) the hypersensitive types who just downvote and move on. They’re making the place shit and they can keep it.

RememberTheApollo_,

Reddit is bloodthirsty and quite often rejects reason, especially if you’re in subs like justiceporn or similar. People DGAF if the solution to a problem was “just walk away” that was available for the entirety of the lead-up to an incident, they just want to see massive retaliation for a slight, perceived or real. FAFO. can’t fix stupid. Etc.

Bunch of angry drunks looking for a fight for any reason.

That, and Reddit is all about reactions and retreads in all the popular subs, just like TikTok and the like.

The conversations happen in the small subs. Sometimes.

FourPacketsOfPeanuts,

I’ve lost faith that I’m even having conversations on there at all. Such a big motivation to have natural language bots building up credible history and posting nonsensical but vaguely plausible sounding replies that offer zero depth.

Patches,

Posting nonsensical but vaguely plausible sounding replies that offer zero depth.

Are you describing how Reddit was, or is going to be?

FourPacketsOfPeanuts,

How it is. It’s not unusual to come across replies that on the surface are passable but are ever so slightly…off. And the comment history is the same. People who make it their business to undercover bot networks regularly find groups of accounts that post automated chat-gpt type responses and seem to act in unison. Their methods vary but sometimes they all post the same low effort zero depth reaction comments as a strategy to build up karma without being spotted. The fact the platform is structured for popularity and engagement in such a way that this is worth doing (and polluting any regular discussion in the process) is entirely what’s wrong with Reddit.

E.g. reddit.com/…/literally_these_fucking_accounts_fed…

Type of thing that would be found. This particular investigation sub now private but there are others

thorbot,

Hell yeah! This just became my favorite saying.

Smokeless7048,

Need a mug saying this

AdolfSchmitler,

Love. This. Comment.

Ookami38,

OP is NTA

Patches, (edited )

TBH He(Dragon 3500) WBTA if 👑 UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG IANAL, DAE? Right?

Ookami38,

I think I’m gonna be sick. Well done.

RoosterBoy,

This!

PutangInaMo,

I’m using this daily in my life now

Patches,

Hell yeah!

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