Gork

@Gork@lemm.ee

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Gork,

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Gork,

Does this mean that we’ll soon be inundated with lawyer ads that say we’re Entitled to Compensation?

Gork,

If the Anti-Defamation League and the Defamation League collide, will a matter-antimatter type explosion result?

Gork,

As long as you have completed your lesson the bird won’t murder your family, so you’ve got that going for you at least.

Gork,

Fun fact: When you do a Google search on Paṭṭi-galḫi Canal, this post is the only one that shows up.

Gork,

In the future when it needs updating again, I hope the new version will be Rereremastered.

Gork,

We don’t speak of those PINs here.

Gork, (edited )

Meanwhile at City Hall:

I know getting funding to tear it down can be difficult but hear me out, why don’t we just take out the “e” in slaves and repurpose the statue to celebrate our local Slavs by putting a track coat on it.

This would cost a lot less money to do since removing a letter is much less labor intensive than removing an entire statue.

(This is known as the Florence Y’all Approach)

Gork,

There was a hippo right between Upper and Lower Egypt. He united them but paid the ultimate price in doing so.

Gork,

But what if a space alien lands on the planet but forgot to bring a geopolitical map with them and needed to find out what country they are in so they can ask to see our leader but they have to inefficiently resort to trying out different languages on people instead of looking up and seeing a national flag which would give them the data they need to proceed to ask to see our leader in the correct language?

Gork,

I can see this being used at theme parks to replace the paper strip you’d otherwise have to wear to show that you’ve paid for entry.

Or nightclubs that do the same thing.

Gork,

There should be exactly 196 mods here, no more, no less. This is the only way it will make sense.

Gork, (edited )

Is their moderation technology smart enough to not censor cis inside words?

Cistern

Decision

Scissors

Excise

Cisplatin

Incisive

Gork,

Let’s hope for a future where SteamOS ushers in the Year of the Linux Desktop and SteamOS replaced Windows everywhere.

Gork,

✨ Being cryogenically frozen is a magical experience ✨

Gork,

For those who aren’t familiar with this event…

Here’s $800 million dollars worth of Russian air defense getting rekt r*ddit link.

Gork,

If they SMASHED that Subscribe button then that’s all that really matters.

Gork,

How do these work? It looks like there a reciprocating mechanism of some kind but I don’t see any sort of chain that acts as a driveshaft.

Gork,

Yes I was born 1900-01-01 now let me in Steam.

Gork,

Google’s AI generated overviews seem like a huge disaster lol.

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbc66c9c1-5b9b-484a-9a72-c5f59d8a592c_1881x2000.jpeg

Gork,

That’s not what it means to “choose the bear.”

Gork,

Better to have chocolate so dark that not even light can escape it’s surface.

Gork,

The jeishas are coming for us.

Gork,

This sounds like an excuse to get the newbies to drink piss.

Gork,

Seriously. Elon Musk is power tripping to make all of us say his new branding.

And also an idiot for getting rid of the Twitter name and bird, which most companies would kill for to have that sort of household name recognition.

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