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Juju

@Juju@magnificentbeardsfan.club

:blm: :acab: :needle: :onering: :nutello: :hiss: :knitting: :crochet_hooks_not_dildos:

I hate people and I'm German which is basically the same thing.

"Mostly grumpy but nonethless super charming" - @Kiki

"I like your work. Big fan." - https://thesnakepostoffice.online/@PostMasterGeneral (boyfriend)

If you give me unsolicited advice or do any reply guy shenanigans I will not be polite.

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Juju, to random
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I want to know who those people are who get upset when there's no alcohol served at wedding reception.
Has to be alcoholics, right? Everyone else can go 3 hours without.

Juju,
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@thor Does still sound like alcoholics xD

Juju, to random
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Does someone have any country music suggestions that are not "GUNS, EAGLES, AND I HATE MY WIFE, YEEHAW"?

Juju, to random
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Two weeks until Chuck Tingle's real, full length, non-porn novel comes out! :toot:

ShareYourGames, to gaming
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Good morning fellow #gaming Mastonauts!
It's a new week so...
MONDAY
#RetroMonday
#WiiMonday
#MasterSystemMonday
Let's share our gaming toots here! Remember to add #ShareYourGames so I can find and boost.
Please don't forget to add Alt text to your images. Ow and use capitals in hashtags. This allows better usage for screenreading #gamers. 😊

Juju,
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@ShareYourGames Oh my god, I LOVED playing that Raving Rabbids games!

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Entire Internet is dying at once https://www.androidauthority.com/youtube-confirm-three-strikes-policy-ad-blocking-test-3340826/

Juju,
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LB: These numbers don't look promising for YouTube 😆

Juju, to random
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PM: There's an urgent project, can you help?
Me (because I'm nice and am replying on a day off): Which client and how many words?
PM: [client]

The amount of words would've been more useful...
Why do people not answer ALL questions you ask?!

Juju, to random
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I wonder how hard Oppenheimer will bomb.
I've not seen a single person excited for it.
But many who are excited for Barbie! ME INCLUDED!

Juju, to random
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It's Friday after 4 pm, why are work people trying to contact me?

Juju, to random
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If you could be one age for the rest of your life, which one would it be?
I think 33 is a good age to be.

Juju,
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@esther Fair. If I could choose a range it would be "mid-30s". Young enough and old enough at the same time.

Juju,
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@esther Oh, 33 was terrible for me personally xD I don't want to go back to my personal 33 :D

Juju, to random
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Planet Zoo day! We have porcupines now!

Juju,
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I'm going to start a new franchise zoo and this time I will have more than 4 different animals (which is the limit before I get bored and start the next zoo)

Juju,
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Well. I bought two frogs and now I'm broke.

Juju,
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I was able to buy tortoises! Look at those two frolicking in the water while the other one gave birth.

One big tortoise and four babies.

Juju,
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She's so pretty (and also breeding is getting out of hand...)

Shitload of peafowl babies
Shitload of tortoise babies

Juju,
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Hog grinding* has begun!

*Breeding warthogs because it's fast, easy and you can get a lot of money.

Juju,
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Buffalo enjoying his little toy.

Juju,
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My buffalo is really working for his food and shelter...

Juju,
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Important zoo updates.
@virelai came for a visit and bought a balloon.
Tiny piglets.
Tiny mini hippo.
Tiny giraffe.

Adult pigs and a pygmy hippo chilling and there are little piglets running around.
Baby pygmy hippo with adults as well as a pig near to show size.
Sleepy giraffe baby.

Juju,
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I have piggies swimming and hippos walking along the ground! That's so fun!.

Juju,
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Capybara appreciation toot

Albino capybara chilling
Little white nugget hanging out
Family meal!

Juju, to random
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The betrayal you feel when you start a book and a big component is sports....

Juju, to random
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Does anyone have a website like archive.is that shows you articles that are behind a paywall? Archive.is did that but it's not working today.

Juju,
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@esther Thank you. That also didn't work for some reason :/

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