Mrfunkedude

Mrfunkedude, 35 minutes ago to random

It's Monday.

For my birthday today, I ask that you tell someone how much you appreciate them. It can be your spouse, your partner, your children, a neighbor, a coworker, whoever.

Just tell them how much you appreciate them.

So much self doubt can sneak into our thoughts, that often we forget about our value to others.

Let them know. Let them feel seen in that moment. It's such a wonderful gift to know that you matter in another persons life.

Thanks. I appreciate you.

Mrfunkedude, 1 hour ago to random

It’s my birthday!

Gimme boosts?

Mrfunkedude, 9 hours ago to random

I’m still not convinced any of you are real.

monkeyborg, 18 hours ago to random

Hey, I like raisins. Raisins are good. But fuck a raisin trying to be a chocolate chip

Mrfunkedude, 20 hours ago to random

In further proof that although A.I. isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be, it can still produce some comedy gold.

I asked Google’s Gemini to write a Mastodon post in the style of Mr. Funk E. Dude.

Enjoy.

A screenshot that reads “P.S. If you missed the stream, don't fret! The replay is up on my PeerTube channel. Link in bio! P.P.S. May the Funk be with you!”

Mrfunkedude, 20 hours ago to random

Bring back Lawn Darts.

It’s time to thin the herd.

Mrfunkedude, 22 hours ago to random

So I have this hypothesis that people who never listen to music past their teenage years do so because of a traumatic event in their childhood.

Music became a comfort to them during this time which switched it from being just enjoyable, to being enjoyable plus emotionally comforting.

Hence the desire not to listen to music outside of that comfort zone because any music past that, is no longer comforting and no longer serves a need.

Or not. I don't know. It's just a thought.

monkeyborg, 23 hours ago to random

I just tried to pinch-zoom a printed mailer.

Mrfunkedude, 23 hours ago to random

It's Sunday!

I forgot to take my fiber yesterday!

😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱😨😱

Mrfunkedude, 1 day ago to random

Tell me the story of the last time you committed an act of kindness in 500 characters or less.

There’s nothing wrong with bragging about creating kindness. There’s nothing honorable about not sharing the joy of creating kindness.

We need to uplift and encourage people who create kindness in their daily lives.

So tell us your story. It doesn’t have to be something big. It can be something as simple as helping someone carry a bag of groceries.

How did you create kindness this week?

Mrfunkedude, 1 day ago to random

When I was 11 I used to make money at the corner liqueur store that had two video games. Ms. Pacman, and Galaga.

One day while playing Galaga, I lost a game, and in my frustration drove my knee into the change box.

A credit appeared. Shocked, I tried again, and I got another credit for a free game.

My friends saw me do this, and tried it themselves, but no one but me could hit it just right.

So I started selling 2 games for the price of one.

I had so much candy and soda that summer.

Mrfunkedude, 1 day ago (edited 1 day ago) to random

Well I was going to go take a nap this morning to make up for the hour of sleep I lost, but seeing as a moving truck has pulled up behind my bedroom window, I don't think the nap is going to happen any time soon.

That sucks.