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alda

@alda@topspicy.social

Artificially blonde. Pink lipstick. Glitter. WordPress. Gutenblocks. Ruby. Backend babe. Ops Girl. Cyclist. Currently working in the hosting sector.

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Icelandic elections: The newest polls are in the news every day. Candidates and elected officials are approachable. Parties and civil society organisations urge people to vote. 80% turnout.

EU elections: They've been at this since 1979 and the media has not learned how to make this interesting. Parties and civil society knows this is the most important legislative assembly on the continent but don't do much to get people to vote. Turnout hardly crosses the 50% mark.

alda, to Germany
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"Just use Inkscape" is the artists' version of "why don't you just use FeeBSD".

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Just ordered some black-out contact lenses. Some of them get bad ratings on Amazon because — and I kid you not — they block out your vision.

Like black-out lenses are supposed to do.

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Would you rather fly on a brand new Boeing 737 in 2024 or a Boeing 737 made in 1994, in 2024?

alda, to Iceland
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One advice I've given to older Germans about travelling to #Iceland whilst taking their car with them is to spend more time in the Faroe Islands instead.

The Faroe Islands are much better at fulfilling their ideas about heimatromantik, their culture is generally more to their liking and the distances are shorter.

Not to mention that the ferry terminal in Iceland is at the opposite side of the country, (ca. 700 km away) in case you ever want to visit Reykjavik.

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Hot take: Your clients just want a fucking website that fucking works.

#Webdev

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Icelanders must have historically liked Scottish people so much because one of the many synonyms for Satan in the Icelandic language is "The Anti-Scott".

alda, to wordpress
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I will not correct anyone who says that Automattic is "the company behind WordPress" because at this point in time I'm actually not sure if it's wrong anymore.

#WordPress #Tumblr

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The biggest cultural shock after moving to Berlin years ago and something that I will never get used to is attitudes towards sanitation and cleanliness at places that you would expect at least a minimum effort to be made like at gyms, restaurants and furniture shops.

In essence, German business owners love having a Reinigungskonzept but have no idea about the value of or how to clean themselves.

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Hot take: There should be a line break between } in an if statement and else {, so it's easier to get a comment in there.

This post is open to "how dare you" comments.

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Here's an idea: Instead of just blocking out AI scrapers, what about making sure that all that they see is some utter nonsense?

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I caught myself pronouncing "nothing" as "nuffin". I need to stop this before I'm stuck in a working class Northern accent.

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My advice about backend development:

Database operations are generally cheaper and quicker than doing things in-app.

The people who made your relational database system have probably already figured out an optimisation for whatever it is that you're attempting to do.

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The only country where UN staff were targeted by militant groups used to be Somalia.

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The conclusion of today's business lunch: The internet is past Peak WordPress and we need to diversify away from it.

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Can someone tell me why wearing 9-12 different belts is what people do in modern-ish fantasy and post-apocaltptic sci-fi?

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What unites Berlin today and 80-90 years ago is that you can get arrested for being openly against genocide.

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I'm so depressed that my cat is complaining about it.

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As I am starting to feel like community contributions for services such as Google Maps are littered with incorrect information these days and that websites with information for travel, tourism, dining and shopping experiences are extremely dependent on SEO spam and getting users to follow affiliate links, I've been thinking of making a "curated venue database" of sorts for Berlin and the Reykjavik region.

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Men who think that northern lights and rainbows are "too woke" and those who have appropriated Norse Paganism in an attempt to justify their racism and hate are suspiciously related.

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Just sent my StackOverflow account into the deletion queue.

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Have Israel and the EBU realised how a continent-wide boycott against Israel and the Eurovision Song Contest due to the atrocities in Palestine is going to:

a) Lead to Israel winning and thus hosting the ESC next year?

b) The above point creating an even stronger ancor for further boycotts of the ESC and EBU programming in general?

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People have said things to me such as: "If you love Palestine so much, why don't you go there and help them out — also I hope you don't get raped or kidnapped hehe".

And all I can respectfully say is that I did in fact spend time working as an UNRWA and UNSG contractor in the region between 2013 and 2015 and did enough free overtime to say I've done more than enough already.

And please stop trying to pit LGBT+ people and the ethnic groups that you're stealing land from together. It's not nice.

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