angiebaby

angiebaby, 7 days ago to random

we really should do something about the billionaires

slashdot, 7 days ago to random

Amazon Acquires MX Player https://news.slashdot.org/story/24/06/06/1158219/amazon-acquires-mx-player?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon

angiebaby, 7 days ago to random

What the Hashtag Resistance doesn't realize is that it takes more than posting "epic memes" about "TFG".

Resistance will involve people willing to put their own lives at risk to fight actual fucking Nazis with arsenals of weapons and the police on their side.

angiebaby, 7 days ago to random

Netanyahu's Israel is a fascist state.

Full stop.

angiebaby, 7 days ago to random

Remember when Joe Biden said during the last election that he was intending to be a one-term President, and then pass the torch to the next generation?

He's lied about everything.

Everything except for "nothing fundamentally changing" for billionaires, which he said directly to billionaires at his very first fundraiser.

angiebaby, 7 days ago to random

Joe Biden: "See? I can close the border, Republicans! You like this, huh? Huh? Please clap."

Donald Trump: "I will do mass deportations."

angiebaby, 7 days ago to random

"did you fall from heaven?

because it looks like you hit a few satellites on the way down"

angiebaby, 7 days ago to random

kakistocracy?

more like caca-stocracy, amirite?

like and subscribe

angiebaby, 7 days ago to random

https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/05/politics/georgia-trump-fani-willis-trial-delay/index.html

Alice, 7 days ago to random

I’m naughty by nurture.

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

I'm sorry.

I'm broken but I'm trying my best.

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

Fuck.

Okay, I have to log out of Mastodon today.

I can't deal with this.

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

Good morning.

Don't give up.

❤️

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

SCOTUS already decided one election for all Americans: Bush v. Gore.

Don't think they won't do it again.

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

SCOTUS: "Zombies have a Constitutional right to eat brains"

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

"Beware of wolves in sheep's clothing"

Evangelicals: "Ooooh, is that wool?"

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

Offer to clean your pastor's church PC, then download his search history.

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

Uh, mixed signals.

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

"When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I stopped being a conservative."

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

Hey @BBCNews:

You forgot to turn off the Green screen.

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

Hey @BBCWorld:

You forgot to turn off the Green screen.

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

"You know who never has a say at the table? White men."

I'm still working on my deadpan stand-up comedy routine.

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

Remember when an airplane crashed in protest, rather than have Nigel Farage inside of it?

Also, remember that you can legally rhyme "Farage" with "Garbage" if you put the emphasis on the second syllable.

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

my milkshake gets all the fash in their gob

angiebaby, 8 days ago to random

"Welcome to Subway! What can I make for you today?"

"I'd like a meatball sub on Italian Herbs and Cheese."

"Six inches, or foot-long?"

"Um ... eight and a half, but what does that have to do with my sandwich?"