cheese_greater

@cheese_greater@lemmy.world

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Uvalde schoolchildren were massacred under a sheriff’s watch. He was still undefeated on Super Tuesday (www.independent.co.uk)

Sheriff Ruben Nolasco won re-election despite pressure from victims’ families to step down and a Justice Department report finding ‘cascading’ failures among the law enforcement response that day...

cheese_greater,

There’s just no fucking hope for these people. I have no words

McConnell endorses Trump for president. He once blamed Trump for ‘disgraceful’ Jan. 6, 2021, attack (apnews.com)

With McConnell’s endorsement of Trump, it gives the green light to other remaining skeptical Republicans — and the deep-pocketed donors who fuel campaigns — to fall in line despite any reservations they may have about a return to the Trump era....

cheese_greater,

This so much. Neoliberalism has made a husk out of our societies and lots of folks are getting left in the dust. I shudder to think of the challenges young folks will face in lifting themselves up and out of their birthtraps

Cookie Monster complaint about "shrinkflation" sparks response from White House (www.cbsnews.com)

“Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller,” the googly-eyed, furry blue muppet declared on X on Monday, tapping into an economic trend of the day. “Guess me going to have to eat double da cookies!”

cheese_greater, (edited )

How was Jerry evil? Mice gotta skim

cheese_greater,

Peter Pan. Something, something, Pan’s a little fuck

cheese_greater, (edited )

I bet its that Jerry has that toxoplasmosis making him unafraid of cats. In that light, nobody’s at fault. Its just nature shit happening to play out in the domestic sphere

cheese_greater, (edited )

haunches

I feel like nobody uses the word haunches enough/anymore. Such an amusing oldtimey euphemism for

dat ass

cheese_greater,

Haunches like conches

cheese_greater, (edited )

Rcan you do sumfing with Master Belch from Earthbound replacing the slimes?

Also, adorably evil

cheese_greater,

I kno, right? Like, just do me allready?! Smh

cheese_greater, (edited )

It would be great to have a show like Drunk History and Robot Chicken and Harvey Birdman where famous characters are put on trial for their various crimes

cheese_greater,

Two months

cheese_greater,

Definitely not

cheese_greater, (edited )

I honestly hate when people try to nudge you into recognizing their birthday. Its like “we can’t upset the Beavis” and its like, fuck off. If I feel close to you and you’re in my program, I’ll prolly get around to it assuming you haven’t ruined it by soliciting.

People who do that get a wish at 11:59pm lol and next time they do it I stop completely because they got it covered for me so well :) People who obsess about dates like that are an enormous turnoff to me, whether its family or friendz

U took away your own upvote eh 😇

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