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danjac

@danjac@masto.ai

Software developer/professional Jira ticket puncher.

Originally British, naturalized Finn. Interested in #scifi #fantasy #movies #opensource #python #django #javascript #running #nature #art #podcasts #languages #history

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Header pic: Pascal Blanche https://pascalblanche.artstation.com/projects/r9ZEKL

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So farewell then President Raisi

You died when you hit a big rock

Much like your fellow citizens

Condemned to death by stoning

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Apparently Columbus Day was made a national or state holiday in the US to make Italian-Americans happy.

But why, when far better Italian role models exist, such as Mario, Luigi or Joe Dolce?

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Oh Lord grant me all the confidence of the mid-level developer who read one book on DDD and decided that's what our legacy codebase needs.

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"You knew it must come to this, sooner or later, Toad," the Badger explained severely. "You've disregarded all the warnings we've given you, you've gone on squandering the money your father left you, and you're getting us animals a bad name in the district by your furious driving and your smashes and your rows with the police."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-13430805/BORIS-JOHNSON-Tesla-ride-wife-baby-hair-raising-roads-Los-Angeles-convinced-driverless-cars-future.html

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@knittingknots2 I thought DC was at war with Marvel

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Idea for perpetual green energy: stream Star Trek: Discovery into Gene Roddenberry's grave and attach it to a dynamo

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Cummingsism cannot fail, it can only be failed

For better or for worse, Cummings points towards the future of the Right | Conservative Home
https://conservativehome.com/2024/05/19/for-better-or-for-worse-cummings-points-towards-the-future-of-the-right/

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2 decades into the 21st century and France is still fighting colonial wars all over the world

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Happy 70th birthday Jerry Seinfeld

Think of all the 50 year olds you can date now

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TIL the last U-Boat sinking of WW2 was in April 1945: in the Firth of Forth in Scotland when a Norwegian freighter was sunk.

Some of the U-Boats were out of communication with German high command and didn't know their country had surrendered.

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@lizzard I grew up on the coast there. I think Firth is an old Scottish word related to the Scandinavian fjord.

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You know it's a genuine Francis Ford Coppola movie production when it goes massively over budget, has last minute actor replacements, and is almost destroyed by a typhoon

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-reviews/megalopolis-review-francis-ford-coppola-1235021815/

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Theresa May suggesting Boris Johnson's biography should be in the "current affairs" section of the bookshop is quite the burn

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The tragedy of the West today is the combination of serious times and unserious voters.

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Apparently the guy who tried to assassinate Fico had Russian paramilitary connections.

Hard to see a Russian motive for it though, Fico was pretty much their ideal candidate.

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@hengymrohebwlad sure, but Fico was another Orban in the making, a godsend to Putin. Stirring the pot has no guarantee they will get a good replacement.

Predictably, they are blaming Ukraine, but that's their instinctive flex for everything these days.

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All Hail Nyarlathotep

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I keep writing "quertyset" instead of "queryset" when writing #django, like I'm just hitting the first 5 keys of my laptop each time

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@carlton 😆

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Why did Russell Brand get baptized in the Thames. There's enough turds in there as it is

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Sunak doing one of his "angry" speeches reminds me of the scene in the Inbetweeners when Will "Briefcase Wanker" gets all his classmates banned from the pub

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@EA7KRC Christopher Hitchens once wrote about getting spanked by Margaret Thatcher. Not sure if he was entirely joking but he also wasn't clear whether he enjoyed it or not.

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