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kstatz12

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I feel like they are slowly releasing a nerve agent into the Nike design room

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@pmonson eww that pun. But they do look like that living plastic episode of Dr Who

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i feel a certain kinship with Gandalf when he is trying everything he can think of to guess the password to the doors of moria. But for me its trying to get xzf in the right order with tar

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@penryu I think z being in the middle is muy importante for some reason. Its just 3 letters so it's not hard to rotate them until it works.

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Ah LinkedIn

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Just learned about two bit floats, want to use them,,,

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@ricci @dan @dev I sometimes declare a Boolean and never check it just to show how much I don't care

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Who else learned how to drive like this? Just reacting to a projector playing a video of someone else driving. I believe it was generously called a "simulator"

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@cross I'm I guess a later millennial? Scrolling to the 80s to book a flight is getting less and less fun

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Why would anyone want this?

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Today in fat people things: chilaquiles but replacing the tortilla chips with papusas

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Spring office

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@penryu I moved from the back patio to the side yard. Lots of young children in the neighborhood and basting them in cigar smoke isnt very neighborly

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@penryu their parents for sure do. I look like I steal catalytic converters to fund my magic school so im already half a step lower in their eyes

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@penryu i had to stop going to lounges because the crowd is very... MAGA? at a lot of them and I just want a quiet smoke with a book, not a political discussion that will make me stroke out. So im not the traditional cigar smoker I guess

kstatz12,
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@penryu if only i was intelligent or thoughtful! I grew up around cigars/cigarettes and pipes so its a very stinky, unhealthy, security blanket for me

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I've fixed a toilet, a dryer, and a freezer in the span of a week.

Overton Handymanextraor GIF

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@khalidabuhakmeh even more impressive it was getting poop out of all of them

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What? I guess he wasn't just "spanking the monkey" badum tish

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Oh, hey docker

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@penryu btop it's nice!

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Since it's snowing in this nice march 22nd ill keep myself warm by building angular docker containers

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Math folks! A question was raised by the Netflix show Numberblocks: can integrals hiccup?

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After 21 glorious years, it's finally died. My Aeron has cracked. I shall replace it with another that will likely last 20+ years as well! Fare thee well, sweet prince.

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@shanselman mine has started to slowly lower randomly. Either the piston is shot or I'm fatter than I was 17 years ago

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I feel like parenting classes should add "being a trip Sherpa to a 38 year old with ego issues" to prepare for the toddler phase

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my work slack profile is about as unhinged as you would expect

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@penryu the clear answer here is to change it slightly to "weeks of programming can save hours of planning, Dave" (insert offending coworker's name)

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