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I’m a llama and I eat casserole.

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I was thinking Justin Bieber, but I can see Emma too

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Actually I just started doing this and got a 7 DVD changer. Same as what I spend in a month for all these random streaming services.

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Which is interesting to say the least given that most cars from the past few years use LTE radios which will eventually work about as well as cars from the early 2000s with OnStar.

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I feel like EEAAO was somehow engineered to get people to say they like it for no particular reason, it almost feels like they made a movie that would be a social faux pas to say you didn’t like it. But actually I found it super boring and it remains a mystery to me why top rated movies are what they are.

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DMV: “Sir your van cannot be registered using itself as the address”

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PO boxes never fulfilled that requirement I don’t know why people think you can use a PO box on your driver’s license or vehicle registration. They want a physical domicile where the government can come and govern you.

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Public domain? Creative commons? MIT? BSD? GPL? You mean I’m allowed to use these things without failing?

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It’s no exaggeration sometimes it takes a dozen different how-to blogs and stack overflows to find an example where somebody has exactly what you need and nothing more. So many people add so much fluff and unusual structures that the thing they’re claiming the code does can’t even be found.

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Oh and I love when I sort by price and half the results disappear.

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More than full retail most of the time! They’re not even bothering to compete with Walmart or Target anymore on the same products.

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My parents are paying for YouTube TV through their T-Mobile subscription 🤦‍♂️

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“what if we made it so everybody had to pay to turn off their screens even if there was no video or music!”

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“You’d have to be on jenkem to believe THIS”

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Easy access to phone numbers? Did they flash an amnesia light to make them forget how Arabic numerals work? Literally all you have to do is look at a phone book to see what the valid area codes and exchanges are then robodial away.

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So they’re likely not optimizing by not using Opus.

Yelp names and shames businesses paying for 5-star reviews (arstechnica.com)

Yelp has started publicly naming and shaming businesses that pay for reviews. The review site's new index documents businesses offering everything from a crisp $100 bill for leaving the best review to a $400 Home Depot gift card for a five-star review. It also lists every business whose reviews have ever been suspected of...

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Can someone name and shame yelp for automatically generating pages for business listings that don’t exist like TOP 10 BEST CANTONESE FUSION RESTAURANTS IN HARPERS FERRY.

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My landlords wife yelled at the plumber for sealing our bathroom wall back up when the shower spigot was still leaking, and then her husband comes in and says “honey stop we don’t need to pay to fix the valve if we don’t have to”. So my shower still leaks and they really fixed nothing because they didn’t want to spend $1000 (less than half our rent) to redo the shower.

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Now I get why pork is so popular in Iowa.

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One thing I have noticed though is how many websites have said to heck with responsive multi column layouts in favor of just a single column layouts that looks good (and the same) on both desktop and mobile. So basically the 90s layout with better CSS.

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Image AIs are terrible for text, it’s like they’re dreaming about letter shaped objects. Once out of hundreds of times I was able to get it to do a picture of a shop where the sign actually said Grocery.

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I mean that IS the point of don’t tread on me.

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What does JIT really mean though in the context of consumer goods? There’s plenty of stores stocked full of stuff that will be on the shelves until the food expires. Sure some stuff like TP got wiped out but nobody was buying the random brand of wild rice I like. Does that mean we should have more regional stores of specific items that move quickly instead of trucking it all from Bentonville?

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Go for it, anything for the right to be taken less seriously than the left is a win.

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Was using Chrome as my main browser and FF as my second browser last week. Uninstalled Chrome, made Firefox my main browser and Waterfox as my second browser. Forget Chrome and forget Edge!

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Because I’m an admin of multiple Azure tenants so I have the main one logged in on Firefox and the other one on Waterfox.

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