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lzg

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autista antifascista🪴🏴 daytime at https://mastodon.social/@eff. i like computers. please stop explaining the capitalism to me. i know more about the international system of human rights than i ever wanted to know. de noche se escriben locuritas.

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im reading Fern Brady’s “strong female character” and yeah, i grew up on that planet, a permanently confused autistic girl

lzg, to random
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i need more time suspended in the oropendola’s nest

lzg,
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you have to hear the call of this mf bird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBLKHXtWHRk

lzg,
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@aartaka in theory is an aerial yoga swing, but it's been use for exercise purposes approximately 0 times

lzg, to random
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what’s the best city to spend one month of your life walking around doing nothing much?

lzg,
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@ahmetasabanci tempting, because I spent about 10 days doing nothing in Istanbul and it wasn't nearly enough

lzg,
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funny how I want to go back to the places where I was happy once (CDMX, Montreal, BsAires, NYC) but maybe that's just wanting to visit my younger self.

lzg,
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@skiant I loved Brussels! had a great couple of weeks there

lzg,
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@seachanger Barcelona is very beautiful but I've been a couple of times and it's not for me

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i’m sorry your boss made you add an AI assistant to your thing. i still don’t want it.

lzg,
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@ddl good luck 👾

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I wonder if US Congress members do as much for EVERY OTHER AMERICAN WHO VIOLATES THE LAW IN ANOTHER COUNTRY

or if it is just for firearms, which the US seems to think are their God-given right and as vital as prescription meds to bring on holiday. Or something.
https://abc7news.com/post/tyler-wenrich-american-arrested-turks-caicos-pleads-guilty/14853425/

lzg,
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@nwchapman only americans can casually say "ah yes, ooops, I was carrying deadly weapons with me" like it's a normal thing to do

lzg, to random
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dios no existe pero castiga

lzg, to random
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run-on sentences are my favorite sentences and i don’t care if english doesn’t like them

lzg,
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@jessamyn this sentence and i are running away together to the end of the world

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@inthehands absurd. keep writing like a beat poet forever

lzg, to random
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stop oneUp-ing each other in my replies. it sucks when you do it to me, and it sucks when you do it to other people.

lzg, to random
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remember when we thought keyloggers were a bad thing? now companies assume we want them to log all of our keystrokes for yet unknown and never materialized benefits. good times.

lzg,
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when it came out, I thought grammarly was a keylogger. a cleverly packed one! it exploits everyone's insecurity about "writing the wrong way", which (idk who the fuck decided) is the way we know you're dumb.

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@masukomi right, but this is something you should install in your devices if you want/need it, not the default for everyone on every app and operating system. i’m sure someone will find provable value in straight up spyware, doesn’t mean everyone should just get used to it.

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morning walk

a hawk on the top of a tree
san francisco in the background, some park benches in the foreground

lzg,
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morning hawk

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my partner innocently asked what i think of the ICC warrants and even i wasn’t emotionally ready for my reply. it’s a lot.

lzg, to random
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my dad is asking me to help him find a car part and i said “sure send me the data” and he’s practically explaining it to me from “a car is a motor vehicle with four wheels”

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i don’t blame him i would also explain this kind of thing to me very carefully

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