maculata

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maculata,

His brain cavity is filled with all the rancid tar from the cigarettes he has consumed.

He’s a foul and toxic demon who would likely bleed watery yellow-brown nicotine grease instead of blood if stabbed.

maculata,

Read “we don’t like black people and the continuing cultural legacy of how our white ancestors (and us now) destroyed their ability to have good education and jobs and the social issues that creates and now we’re running away from the problem”.

Uh huh…

maculata,

“…so far the international astronomical community has fielded numerous suggestions from across the globe. The most common suggestions involve the theory that the mysterious planet is actually inside Uranus, or also popularly mooted is that the missing mass can be attributed to “yo momma”, although who or what this means is up for debate. “

maculata,

I’m not female nor gay and I’m getting aroused at the thought.

maculata,

This makes no sense.

maculata,

Thank you but I don’t do YouTube. Do you have some sort of text-based explanation?

maculata,

Thanks. Never heard of it. Still makes no sense.

maculata,

I thought it was a Brakiosaurus.

maculata,

Nothing wrong with cities if serviced properly and provided with good infrastructure.

Cars are a major problem when they take priority over actual people and the ecosystem.

maculata,

Just topple it and make sure the lettering is smashed to fuck.

maculata,

Australia’s entire colonial origin story is based on bullying and has been kept up to date since.

maculata,

No one outside Australia even remembers this song exists and the entire phenomena is the highest form of cringe culture that Australia has produced.

I’m proposing to nominate it as a crime against humanity under the auspices of the United Nations.

maculata,

Australian DJ in London: puts on that fucking song. All Australians in party or club: start doing that fucking shit. Everyone else: fucking leaves.

maculata,

As an emigrant I really dread my citizenship test when I’ll be asked to perform The Dance.

maculata,

You can come hide in my basement.

Edit: do you think Tina Turner’s role in MM2 was in part due to the NBCL legacy and do you think there might be any hidden references to it in the film?

maculata,

‘Shelves’? As in ‘shoving it up into his anal cavity’?

Pity. Stopping people smoking would be a good thing.

maculata,

Lacewing. They are the adult form of antlions and similar.

The larvae are really good at muncu BG pests.

These are friends.

maculata,

Top tips:

Use cheap bulk Chinese packet noodles instead of ‘pasta’, those bacon sprinkles out of a bottle, dehydrated egg and yellow cheese slices.

MMMMMMMMM!

It tastes terrible but is guaranteed to make any uptight Italians absolutely lose their shit, which is fine because the dish was basically invented by GIs in 1944 and appropriated by chefs in Rome.

Have fun!

maculata,

I love casual pose of the chicken with one leg a bit jaunty.

maculata,

I’m going start being a new recipe dad if I can make it work. This community, although small, already has some great stuff.

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maculata,

By purée-ing the fruit and vegetables you literally turn healthy food into unhealthy food.

Admittedly tasty, but very hi GI.

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