I keep hearing moonpig adverts and the use of a monotone voice contrasted with "buy your love one a personalized card they deserve it" has some serious dissonance.
A woman with #FFFFFF white skin, incredibly long hair and white dog ears is wearing large circle glasses, a twin hood, striped thigh highs, heels and a speedo one piece. She is creating a frame with her thumb and pointer finger that she is looking through. She is winking and has her tongue out.