ouRKaoS

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ouRKaoS,

They don’t even look at your application until you fail out of rehab twice

ouRKaoS,

Goo gone works wonders

ouRKaoS,

Lol when that happens I know I had a good run.

ouRKaoS,

Definitely Kelvin. Climate change is a bitch

ouRKaoS,

Mike’s Hard Lemonade is a good one, too.

ouRKaoS,

I’d go as far to say that it’s depressingly plausible.

ouRKaoS,

That lady would have left with less teeth.

ouRKaoS,

I always love when people answer my questions with an “I need to do some research”, that’s how you know you have a valid argument with someone.

Last time I can remember getting that response in an actual conversation was during the NFL kneeling protests. I guy I work with kept repeating how disrespectful it was to kneel, so I asked “Is it disrespectful to God when you kneel in prayer?” You could practically see the hamster fall off the wheel, and he said he needed to speak with his pastor.

ouRKaoS,

The problem with it for me was that it has all these branching stories, but no cohesive overarching story. It was more like 8 separate stories than 8 chapters of the same story.

I’ll admit I didn’t finish it, maybe it comes together at the end, but I was bored of it and not having fun anymore.

ouRKaoS,

A friend of mine was baffled when I told him that Tarkin was CGI in Rouge One

ouRKaoS,

I see you have nothing better to do

ouRKaoS,

Why does it look like a catfish?

ouRKaoS,

Sports equipment and fruit are the common comparison for spherical objects.

“Grape sized hail” is quick and easy. “Softball sized” gives the proper “holy shit that’s huge” reaction.

ouRKaoS,

My vehicle is less aerodynamic than a cow, and wind noise is loud.

ouRKaoS,

The one universe where Link is not incredibly OP.

ouRKaoS,

I mained Ivy, so maybe it was just range & constant sidestepping that gave me no issues with Link.

ouRKaoS,

Also, there’s 2 versions of GameCube. The OG run is capable of 480p via Component cables, this was removed in the later runs.

If you’re looking, that first run is the way to go.

ouRKaoS,

For awhile in college, Pokemon endgame content gave me the ability to read braille…

… By looking at it.

Worst superpower ever.

ouRKaoS,

I’ve had a “Breakfast Burger” with a fried egg, shredded hash browns, bacon, and sausage gravy.

Probably took 6 months off my life, but it was delicious!

ouRKaoS,

This is SPARTA!!!

Kick!!! Roll slightly backwards since these skates have no bearings

ouRKaoS,

Good thing there was no Chemical X

ouRKaoS,

Didn’t wear a mask in 2020, either

ouRKaoS,

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/51f5271e-feea-46d2-9668-feea2162c4eb.jpeg

ouRKaoS,

It’s currently 7:30 am. I just got off work, I’m browsing a bit on my phone before I take a shower & head to bed. Perfectly normal day for me & my wife understands. I get a hundred apologies if she has to wake me up for something, and she usually doesn’t get out of bed before noon.

Us night owls are a necessary part of a functional society!

ouRKaoS,

I’m sure there’s probably some psychopath out there that beat it using a U-Force, but to me that game is as close to impossible as it gets.

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