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r000t

@r000t@ligma.pro

I'm a Linux sysadmin, a Python developer, a comedian, and a FOSS proponent. A clown with a technical background. But above all else, I'm an Ekko one-trick. He means the whole world to me.

I'm not ignoring you; Your instance admins probably won't let you talk to me, even if you want to. This is because I don't believe anybody is above criticism. If I don't reply within a day, hit me up on email or from another instance.

I shitpost, and I protect Ekko. This is my purpose.

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LinkedIn is such an amazing and dynamic website.

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r000t,
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@feinzer
Love this

r000t,
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This is the end. Attached is is a generic "omfg so wholesome faith in humanity ==== restored 😇🥰🙏🙌😊💯" video

r000t, to random
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A coaching service called Skill Yourself

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found a tick on my ballsack. never walking in shorts again

r000t,
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@nosleep
That's beastiality
@HSTG

r000t,
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@nosleep
Zonk, whispering after seeing a shooting star: "I wish somebody would suck my balls"

Tepid_Tapir, to random

Is no one else talking about this?

TL;DR -
>man interrogated for 17h straight to get him to confess he killed his father
>Lied and told him the father was found dead with multiple stab wounds
>included not allowing him to have his medications or go to a hospital
>they brought HIS DOG into the room and told him the dog would have to be euthanized
>They take the man out on a car ride telling him they were going to a hospital; brought him to his home instead and pressured him to say where he killed his father
>later cops found the father was alive and visiting a friend
>never told this to the man, left him in interrogation room where he attempted suicide
>brought him to an asylum, where he still doesn't know that his dog and dad are still alive
>they dropped the dog off at a shelter instead of with family, the shelter was given 0 info but were able to track owner down thanks to the dog being chipped

Gotta back the blue :blobcatpolicedonut:
sbsun.com/2024/05/23/fontana-pays-nearly-900000-for-psychological-torture-inflicted-by-police-to-get-false-confession/

r000t,
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@Tepid_Tapir
"I want my lawyer. I am not answering any question until my lawyer is present. Go get me one."

If questioning continues after this, it can sometimes get thrown out. But you can also just start making fun of the cops and telling them to kill themselves.

r000t, to random
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Place 1: "We need name of person who released you"
Place 2: We don't have a ticket here, let me forward you to maintenance
Place 3: What is pin number? You need to get me a pin number from Place 4
Place 4: You have reached the voicemail box of Nick Nuckinfutz

And this is why I don't do flat rates for any reason. If you guys wanna dick me around like this, every second is billable.

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Documentation: Use the daily password to do this ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY TASK. Support can give you the daily password you MUST use to do this ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY TASK WE WILL NOT PAY YOU FOR IF YOU DON'T DO IT.

Support: "yeahhhhh we don't give out passwords"

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@haberdasher Changes daily, it's probably the date and a shared secret fed into a hashing algo

r000t, to random
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I wish there was an open protocol like Apple and Samsung's "auto hotspot" feature

As in, I'd like any Bluetooth device, like my laptop, to be able to ask the phone to enable its mobile hotspot.

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this guys been huffing his farts far too long h-i.social/

link because he's blocked us, obviously

r000t,
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@graf
I could literally say all of this about as:Public.

It can very much be used as a tool to keep an eye on bad actors. That's why bad actors don't like it and try to hide from it.

Btw, your reminder that this man is nearly 50 years old and he behaves this way.

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@graf
It's not an are0h post unless there's a "Ha", otherwise it's just sparkling racism.

r000t,
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@graf
I'm not entirely sure how I can leverage that.

But you got me thinking about using stable diffusion to fabricate enough of a "person" that checks all the boxes to get donos for doing nothing

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@graf
Hm... You think he was paying taxes on it? I believe that's still 1099, even if it's under the standard deduction, you still pay social securitu and medicare on that.

Realizing that made me jack up my rates for field work.

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@graf >appropriating asian culture

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r000t, to random
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Have I truly become based?

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Mall's closed. Gotta sneak in an employee entrance. Those are always unlocked.

Don't tell Amanjit Gill. We wouldn't want him to worry, now would we?

r000t, to random
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>be me
>have job at 8AM
>been up since 10PM
>assume it's just a quick break-fix
>look at WO
>all-day cable runs

lmfao I'm fucked

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Wow... The XXIII cut of Warning sucks really bad

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Welcom to my dark and twisted world... If you can handle it

r000t,
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@MK2boogaloo @Tsuki @nozaki
>no Ekko

Out of scope.

r000t, to random
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Piracy is the only ethical way to consume modern content

r000t, to random
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Can status:
[ ] Not opened
[X] FREE AND OPENED

https://youtu.be/L4mQnp4H0fk

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The r*dditors are continuing to be retarded.

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@MercurialBeige
I'll leave as soon as I can play my game again, I swear!
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