I really procrastinated doing one thing at work, and it's deadline today, but I realised that... I don't really know how to do it. I'm going to die from cringe, embarrassment, and maybe learn something for the future. don't be like me! 💀
I would take a break, eat my snack, open social media, and see people posting at 11am things like, 'good morning! out for a coffee with my friend, then I'm meeting a client. I also have to run errands because I started this little reno project' or 'working from a coffee shop today'. shut up
I was watching parody videos about makeup and fashion trends from millennials' ...umm 'youth', and I realised that my mother was strict about it, and it kind of saved me a little, hah.
pointy shoes? don't wear them, you'd look like a jester,
plucked eyebrows? no, you'll destroy your eyebrows forever,
bronzer? no, you'd look like your head is someone else's,
low jeans and short jackets? no, bad for your health.
and I listened? wow
someone sent me a book with a handwritten dedication thanking me for the help with their research, and... I don't remember doing that.
is this the end?
although my wife is reading a book I read in 2013 and I remembered several plot details (but accidentally spoiled something for her because I couldn’t remember exactly so I asked “have you met the alien yet? The one whose name starts with A?”