Paula Vennells: didn’t realise she was evil until the ITV drama
Paula Vennells has announced that she will return her CBE after finally realising she is evil. Surprisingly she had not comprehended the carnage her actions had wrought on hundreds of innocent sub-postmasters until ITV made a drama about it. The court cases were just not as convincing.
Can anyone help me with the problem I'm having with my neighbour?
A while ago my neighbour kicked me. So I've been going round his house every day, unlocking the basement where I keep him and giving him a good kick, in self-defence.
Anyway, recently the bastard kicked me again. The situation has really become intolerable.
I'm currently kicking him to within an inch of his life until his violence stops.
Some friends are starting to say I should stop it. AITA?
I followed three witch hunts this week, all were successful, but despite that Rob Titchener is (like the other two witches, Boris and Trump), unlikely to go away.
Congratulations Rob, this Worst Character Of the Week award has been a long time coming. We wish you a slow, prolonged and painful recovery, preferably in North Dakota. #thearchers@thearchers