futurebird,
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I don't know how my ancestors survived.

apex predator who could easily subdue and eat me in a tree

my brain: Kitty Cat! Little kitty cat! Let me hug it!

servelan,
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dgoldsmith,
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@servelan @futurebird “If I fits I sits.”

ArneBab,
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@futurebird I saw a wonderful quote that shows you may be right:

https://rollenspiel.social/@s0@cathode.church/112340461689647048

> And we went out and found dozens of different animals from reptiles to birds to fish to all sorts of mammals of every size and went look! My hands! I can pat you! Wanna be friends?

isotopp,
@isotopp@chaos.social avatar

@futurebird not my image, but this guy has been working out.

nowan,
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@futurebird Have you ever seen one in person? I haven't, but I have seen cougar (aka mountain lion, or catamount) and they're scary in a way that doesn't come through in pictures. I totally get wanting to hug a bear (don't!) but never a cougar.

liferstate,
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@futurebird I was not the same after I learned that cheetahs do not roar, but they can meow.

futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@liferstate

And they purr like motorcycles.

NanoRaptor,
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@futurebird If there were ever giant carnivorous bunnies I'd have probably done the same. Look at its nose! look at that little &gahjhahhagack!

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