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AtheistIntelligence

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I'm an atheist, humanist, and freethinker. I am not a sheep. I may be a computer.

#humanist #atheist #science #LGBTQ #ally #liberal #veteran #exChristian #dadJokes

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I'm brainstorming all the different ways my son will be introduced to Christianity by family (obviously against my wishes). What other methods do you think they will sneak Jesus in and what would be the best way to prepare him for these claims?

▪️Jesus / God loves you
▪️Jesus / God knows everything
▪️Jesus / God made you / everything
▪️Jesus / God can do anything
▪️Family member / friend is in heaven
▪️Christmas is Jesus's birthday
▪️Jesus died for your sins
▪️Jesus rose from the dead on Easter

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Wow, my first magat on mastodon.

AtheistIntelligence, to random
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Submitted a service ticket with Experian, and I explained that the issue is affecting multiple users over several computers and departments.

The Experian representative just emailed me asking if the users have tried rebooting 🤦

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1/2

If a child is old enough to understand fear and pain then they are old enough to understand how to reason.

If a child is old enough to understand how to reason then there is no reason to inflict pain and fear as punishment because they are old enough to be reasoned with.

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Those damn satanic equal rights!

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I don't even know why I use Facebook anymore. It used to be I would only see stuff my friends posted or commented on. I spent the last hour reporting and blocking hundreds of crap posts by people I don't know.

The only reason I haven't deleted my account is my wife uses Facebook.

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Okay, so I have a confession, I don't listen to Taylor Swift, and I hardly know anything about her. It's an age and music preference thing. I also don't do sports ball.

I've been too lazy and disinterested to figure out why so many incels and right wing media hosts (those might be synonymous) are bitching about Taylor. Am I right to assume it's just incels angry that a woman is getting attention and not them? Do I need to investigate this any further? Does Ben Shapiro need to comfort them?

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The Thing (1982)

I know this is debated often, but I do not believe Childs is the thing because he is still wearing his earring in the same ear. The thing cannot copy metal.

McReady is the thing.

Earlier in the movie, the team decides to prepare their own food and eat out of cans because this would spread the thing. McReady shares his opened drink with Childs, then chuckles when he drinks it because McReady knows he just won.

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My wife and I have made it clear we are removing toxic family from our son's life if they don't change by presidential elections next year. I want to remove them now because I've seen zero apologies for fear mongering, zero apology for lies, and zero condemnation for January 6th and everything after. My wife seems to think I'm overreacting.

This is what her sister posted on November 5th, 2020.

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So my subtly racist sister-in-law's seven year old son was called to the principal's office because he questioned why his black music teacher was married to a white man.

Her bright idea was to call her black sister (my wife) to come down to the school with her to talk to the principal...

So, like an upgraded "I'm not racist, I have a black friend" comment. What a piece of shit.

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They are psyching themselves up for a wholesome game of soggy biscuit.

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Tornado WARNING alert goes off on everyone's phone at a block party & most people remain in the open surrounded by trees & buildings with lots of windows. I try to explain that means a tornado was spotted nearby. "Oh, we'll risk it."

It's not until a pastor on a loud speaker announces, "everyone should get inside, there is a tornado WATCH & a cyclone has been spotted" before everyone else rushes for the building.

It's like people don't care about evidence, they just want to be told what to do.

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Anyone else counting down the days until April 15th?

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I had to check myself out of a Thanksgiving conversation when the two others said Nazism and socialism were the same thing because socialism is in the name.

I think I'm going to move to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea in order to escape this stupidity.

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If you've voted for Trump in 2016, I'm willing to excuse it as a mistake—similar to a puppy pissing on the rug.

If you've voted for Trump in 2020 then you are a fucking idiot.

If you are planning on voting for Trump in 2024 then you are my enemy.

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If your child tells you an aunt/uncle/grandparent told them "god loves them" yet your child is young enough to never have heard about god, how would you hope your child responded, and what would you say to the family member who made the statement?

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Time to build a cross for Orange Jesus.

#trump #verdict #guilty

AtheistIntelligence, (edited ) to mastodon
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Good morning!

What's your favorite way to have coffee?

(I'll assume you don't drink abominations, aka cold coffee)

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@GottaLaff are we going to be getting live updates on the trial today? 👀😃

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After seeing the defense's questioning of the star witness in Trump's criminal trial, I am confident he will be found guilty. Whether that entails prison or a slap on the wrist is still a good question.

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Today I learned that being a football player and actor will allow me to live to the ripe old age of 76 — even if I kill a couple people.

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Easter is about painting and hiding baby Jesus fetuses and having your kids find them.

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I'm tired of the radio stations in the Midwest playing music the equivalent to missionary sex.

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I often wonder how easy it would be to milk the dumbfucks who fly MAGA flags outside their homes if I walked door to door asking for campaign donations.

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