Nerd who edits #science stuff. Immigrant to #Japan (#Chiba)
Plays and runs #dnd. #Grammar enthusiast. Posts stupid #jokes and #puns (sorry). He/FoC.
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FlockOfCats, 2 days ago to random Slimy and cool to the touch, the ECG leads attach with a gentle plop, like the suckers on some weird but inviting tentacle. 🐙 “Is something the matter?” the ECG tech asks, “Your heart is racing.”
Slimy and cool to the touch, the ECG leads attach with a gentle plop, like the suckers on some weird but inviting tentacle. 🐙
“Is something the matter?” the ECG tech asks, “Your heart is racing.”
FlockOfCats, 2 days ago to random Collection of the second specimen was unsuccessful 💩 😭
Collection of the second specimen was unsuccessful 💩 😭
FlockOfCats, 3 days ago to fediverse Made a short video about carrot greens 🥕 🥕 🥕 🥕 🥕 https://fedimovie.com/w/haJhcxtU7T4tQb8xwj7zj8 #peertube #carrots #food #cooking
Made a short video about carrot greens 🥕 🥕 🥕 🥕 🥕
https://fedimovie.com/w/haJhcxtU7T4tQb8xwj7zj8
#peertube #carrots #food #cooking
FlockOfCats, 3 days ago to random My plan for today is to take a shower in the dark and then go to the home center to buy a new lightbulb for the shower 💡
My plan for today is to take a shower in the dark and then go to the home center to buy a new lightbulb for the shower 💡
FlockOfCats, 4 days ago (edited 1 day ago) to fediverse New video. This one is a little spicy :spicy: https://fedimovie.com/w/2NaEkUnpkfh6wct52N4XS2 #PeerTube #fedimovie #Gochujang
New video. This one is a little spicy :spicy:
https://fedimovie.com/w/2NaEkUnpkfh6wct52N4XS2
#PeerTube #fedimovie #Gochujang
FlockOfCats, 4 days ago to random #Polygonle 678 4/6︎ ◼︎ ⬢︎ ◢︎ ◥︎ ◥︎ ◣︎ ◥︎ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak:2 https://www.polygonle.com
#Polygonle 678 4/6︎ ◼︎ ⬢︎ ◢︎ ◥︎ ◥︎ ◣︎ ◥︎ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🔥 streak:2 https://www.polygonle.com
FlockOfCats, 4 days ago to random Should I use #mukodon or #mastobang for my mukbang videos??
Should I use #mukodon or #mastobang for my mukbang videos??
FlockOfCats, 4 days ago to random @loren “Yessss, you called? Oh…“crake”, you say? Good heavens, I’m sorry. My missnake.”
@loren
“Yessss, you called? Oh…“crake”, you say? Good heavens, I’m sorry. My missnake.”
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago to random Leaving my old account at the perfect time. Nice.
Leaving my old account at the perfect time. Nice.
thomasfuchs, 5 days ago to random “The Game Boy just turned 35 years old” Me: crumbles to dust
“The Game Boy just turned 35 years old”
Me: crumbles to dust
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @thomasfuchs Game Boy -> Game Approaching Middle-aged Man 😭
@thomasfuchs
Game Boy -> Game Approaching Middle-aged Man 😭
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago to random I have to collect poop samples for my health check on Monday. I think the time has come for specimen no. 1 💩 Livestream starting soon!
I have to collect poop samples for my health check on Monday. I think the time has come for specimen no. 1 💩
Livestream starting soon!
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago May my aim be true 💩➡️⭐️
May my aim be true 💩➡️⭐️
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @kurau lol well played, sir 😂
@kurau lol well played, sir 😂
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @sleepytako 💯 And I think I’m approaching colonoscopy age so I can look forward to that. Literally a pain in the obit, but very important
@sleepytako 💯
And I think I’m approaching colonoscopy age so I can look forward to that. Literally a pain in the obit, but very important
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago Specimen acquired! 🎉
Specimen acquired! 🎉
FlockOfCats, 4 days ago @pucetrailblazer how do they do poop tests in other places? 🤔
@pucetrailblazer how do they do poop tests in other places? 🤔
FlockOfCats, 4 days ago @insideoutsidemix lol, oh no. A poopberg 😂
@insideoutsidemix lol, oh no. A poopberg 😂
FlockOfCats, 3 days ago @brian lol no, just swab the surface :gosh: Nothing today. Fingers crossed for second sample tomorrow! :fingerguns:
@brian lol no, just swab the surface :gosh:
Nothing today. Fingers crossed for second sample tomorrow! :fingerguns:
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago (edited 2 days ago) to random POV: you’re about to spend 1360 yen for plums and peaches 🍑 because you’re excited stone fruits are coming into season
POV: you’re about to spend 1360 yen for plums and peaches 🍑 because you’re excited stone fruits are coming into season
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @takosix yeah we’ve had cherries for a bit, but these were the first plums I saw 🤩
@takosix yeah we’ve had cherries for a bit, but these were the first plums I saw 🤩
liztai, 5 days ago to random Also called, "How to trigger an Asian" 😆 https://www.facebook.com/share/v/3RmgQhC51CCJTZyr/?mibextid=w8EBqM
Also called, "How to trigger an Asian" 😆
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/3RmgQhC51CCJTZyr/?mibextid=w8EBqM
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @liztai It doesn’t just work on Asians 😂 video/mp4
@liztai
It doesn’t just work on Asians 😂
video/mp4
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago to random squid won! 🦑 From: @FlockOfCats https://famichiki.jp/@FlockOfCats/112568180746465157
squid won! 🦑
From: @FlockOfCats https://famichiki.jp/@FlockOfCats/112568180746465157
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago (edited 2 days ago) to random It is wild that people send me documents with formatting that fits 4 or five words per line 🫠 (Text replaced to make it shareable 😇)
It is wild that people send me documents with formatting that fits 4 or five words per line 🫠
(Text replaced to make it shareable 😇)
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago This is single-spaced, 12-pt Times New Roman 🫠
This is single-spaced, 12-pt Times New Roman 🫠
FlockOfCats, 5 days ago @kurau lol :oof:
@kurau lol :oof: