jaybone,

These guys should be on the Supreme Court.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s a joke, right?

Sam_Bass,

Just try not to fall victim to shrinkflation when youre shopping for one

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I was in the pool!

don,

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

nxdefiant,

If you account for inflation, that’s now about $11.

Mubelotix,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

Read the title

nxdefiant,

fuck, it’s been a day.

neo,

Nope, that’s not the title ;-p

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The title says $16, which is incorrect.

jubilationtcornpone,

OP jacking up the price of good girls and blaming it on inflation.

Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Is this before or after tax?

partial_accumen, (edited )

If the “good girl” is named “Charity”, does that qualify her as a 501c(3) making her tax exempt?

cyberic,
@cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

But do you really want to “write her off” on your taxes?

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

Don’t forget delivery

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Is there some tipping involved?

cordlesslamp,

What about return policy?

surewhynotlem,

Shipping AND handling

ID411,

This builds on the earlier JayZian work which showed that a bitch ain’t = 1

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Which in turn builds on research by Dre et al. concluding that bitches ain’t nothing.

SPRUNT,

That means that you can get a good girl with a side of freedom for under $10, and still have enough for a can of soda, a dime candy, and a couple pieces of gum.

Etterra,

I’m not gonna start trusting financial advice from anyone who investes money in gold jewelry for their teeth.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Probably a wise choice.

PiratePanPan,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I mean, if you get arrested and get your assets seized, you can just sell that stuff off. That’s what pimps did back in the day.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Worth and cost are different. They may be worth 8 but how much it costs to get one?

Anticorp,

I’ll take three, please!

ZeffSyde,

I knew taking four years of Applied Rap Math would pay off.

shutz,

So, 16 50-cents, with some change left?

TexasDrunk,

17, no? 16 would be $8

frickineh,

Eh, not worth it, I’ll keep being a bitch.

partial_accumen,

Is this properly accounting for the regional pricing differences of “good girls” and “bitches”? Lil Wayne has lived in a sprawling mansion in Miami, but also now lives in New Orleans. Are we just supposed to accept at face value that the costs are fixed across both localities?

Additionally, Kanye appears to be referencing wholesale costs of “bitches” as he’s talking about getting them in quantities of 1000, while Lil Wayne is clearly buying in retail prices at only 12 “bitches” at a time.

There’s too many inconsistencies to determine objective pricing from the data provided.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Excellent questions. I look forward to reading your research paper on this subject.

partial_accumen,

A cross-sectional study would likely yield some short term answers, but the real work will require a longitudinal study to tease out trends in different regions and possibly even impacts from seasonality to take into account price fluctuations and determine volatility. This is well beyond my resources, but the grant application almost writes itself.

There may be parallels that could be learned from examining the price spike in the prison economy during April 2009.

“Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs”

bionicjoey,
bionicjoey,

There may be an arbitrage opportunity here

partial_accumen, (edited )

Possibly, but it may be high risk. I’m certainly no authority on the subject, however Jay-Z, with a net worth of $2.6 Billion ( source ) doesn’t seem to think its worth the risk. .

He told us “I got ninety-nine problems, but a bitch ain’t one”.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Then what are the goodest girls worth?

Who’s a good girl? You are! Who’s a good girl? You are!

No way that’s worth only $8.33. Though at a shelter you can rescue one for basically free (+ medical).

Lemminary,

They be out there giving away the best bitches for free smh

Squorlple,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

You lost me at “According to Kanye”

ramble81,

You lost yourself at the fact this was a joke just because you went “ooh, Kayne bad”. I don’t like him either but can still see by this to see the joke.

neo,

I still don’t get it. He’s not a fish, so how can he be a gay fish?

PiratePanPan,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

South Park has done irreparable damage to modern society

sudo,

I’d suggest the ‘giant douche/ turd sandwich’ rhetoric had a direct impact on the 2004 and 2016 elections - both of which were ‘lost’ by the Democrats, by razor thin (even a razor that folds over one way but ends up cutting the other way somehow, because fuck the will of the people) margin, and had profound effects on the society of their time. It also staunchly reenforced the apathy and both-sideism we see to this day.

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