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scudery, to random French
@scudery@piaille.fr avatar

Hier j'ai eu une migraine genre foudroyante j'ai à peine pu prendre le bus, rentrer chez moi, je me suis allongée toute habillée et je me suis réveillée comme ça à 6h ce matin et c'est nul/20 car mon corps n'est que le véhicule de mon esprit et il DOIT M'OBÉIR ET NON M'ASSERVIR CROTTE À LA FIN

scudery,
@scudery@piaille.fr avatar

@Chawarma @PearceJanice2
Ces gens sont d'un égoïsme

toniours,
@toniours@tooter.social avatar
Fischblog, to random German
@Fischblog@chaos.social avatar

Public Service Announcement, weil's ja anscheinend nötig ist.

Wenn ihr Texte ins Internet stellt oder gar unbeteiligte Zivilisten zwingt, sie zu lesen, dann lest VORHER noch mal drüber.
Dabei achtet ihr bitte auf die drei absoluten Basics, für halbwegs lesbare Texte:

  • möglichst wenig passive Formulierungen

  • Verben statt Substantivierungen

  • starke Verben statt schwache Verben

Nein, euer privater Stil ist nicht so toll und individuell, dass ihr das anders machen könnt.

taschenorakel,
@taschenorakel@mastodon.green avatar

@mina Dürfte ausgesprochen altersspezifisch sein: Für Generation Instagram/TikTok/Youtube sind gute Englisch-Kenntnisse "überlebensnotwendig".

@thorsten @CGdoppelpunkt @Fischblog

mina,
@mina@berlin.social avatar

@taschenorakel

Nö. Von "guten" Englisch-Kenntnissen kann da meist keine Rede sein, eher von Unkenntnis beider Sprachen.

@thorsten @CGdoppelpunkt @Fischblog

aeva, to random
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

ok so I was trying to figure out what year the magic purple honda civic 3 door hatchback I had back in college was because my insomnia has been really awful the last two days and I had this great idea that I should make a game where you have to figure out how to drive the magic purple honda civic 3 door hatchback I had back in college, and anyway I totally failed to find it but I stumbled upon this amazing and improbable website and I don't know what's real anymore: https://www.lingscars.com/personal-car-leasing/honda/civic/4374098-2.0-eHEV-Sport-(143bhp)-Hatchback-5dr-Petrol-electric-Hybrid-CVT

aeva,
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@tess parking break was already shot, basically worthless. Driving the car to the mechanic's shop a few miles away in the city during rush hour was pretty fun though

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

@aeva (brakes)

willoremus, to random
@willoremus@mastodon.social avatar

Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent.

dannotdaniel,
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

@willoremus golf clap 😀

JKirkpatrick,
@JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social avatar

@willoremus The only thing in his life that he's actually earned.

sam, to mtf
@sam@southampton.social avatar

@mtf I got given a new dress today, how do I look?

celeste,

That’s a really cute dress😊!

sam,
@sam@southampton.social avatar

Thank you, Glad it got purchased off my wishlist.

mattblaze, to random
@mattblaze@federate.social avatar

Local news has a take.

gangrif,
@gangrif@social.undrground.org avatar

@mattblaze @trending_bot It's not really a take anymore is it? like.. that's what the jury found him guilty of. now it's just the truth. right?

mattblaze,
@mattblaze@federate.social avatar

@gangrif @trending_bot The take is not that he was convicted. The take is the local news outlet leading with a humorously strained hyper-local angle, referring to him as a “former Jamaica Estates resident”, rather than as a presidential candidate or former president.

alter_unicorn, to random
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike avatar

mood et chaussettes

alter_unicorn,
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike avatar

@grincheux @Nemo manger des riches et tout cramer n'est pas une forme de violence. c'est un message.

alter_unicorn,
@alter_unicorn@masto.bike avatar

@Emmaf_77 merci

shoq, to random
@shoq@mastodon.social avatar

Hitler was sentenced to 5 years in prison. But he only served 9 months due to a sympathetic judiciary and massive public outcry from his political supporters. If that sounds uncomfortably familiar, it should.

ratel,

@shoq the difference is that back then nationalism and antisemitism was already quite popular in the german establishment even without nazi influence, which definitely helped Hitler seize power. Let's hope Trump will suffer from lacking such favorable political context.

xs4me2,
@xs4me2@mastodon.social avatar

@shoq

Does…

peterbutler, to random
@peterbutler@mas.to avatar

We don’t know yet how Trump’s conviction will impact the November election

We can be pretty sure of 2 things, though

  1. Tomorrow, the RNC will report Trump’s biggest fundraising day ever, the media will run with that story, and no one will follow up if/when official election filings contradict it

  2. A GOP-sponsored poll will show that Trump's conviction will not lose him any votes, and the media will run with that too

bitinn,
@bitinn@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@peterbutler like clockwork, we normalized the impossible:

“Trump guilty verdict fires up Republican donors, who pledge millions” - Reuters

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/what-guilty-verdict-unfazed-republican-donors-focus-trumps-polling-2024-05-30/

bitinn,
@bitinn@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar
Gargron, to random
@Gargron@mastodon.social avatar

It's nice to find out breaking news on Mastodon.

jann,
@jann@twit.social avatar

@Gargron Hey Eugen... like I said: 🤷‍♂️

https://twit.social/@jann/112532294521496263

alper,
@alper@rls.social avatar

@Gargron Yes, breaking news with no content warnings. Like grownups.

Teri_Kanefield, to random
@Teri_Kanefield@mastodon.social avatar

I'm over my temper tantrum.

Unfortunately I was enjoying a lovely break on the beach, logged into Mastodon and saw some ugly.

I have been promising myself to start moving away from commenting on what is happening in the moment and talk about more general legal issues. It invites less anger and hate.

Like everyone else, I'm relieved that it wasn't a hung jury or acquittal.

I have no doubt there will be an appeal because there are appealable issues.

But appealable does not mean winable.

1/

FaithinBones,
@FaithinBones@mastodon.social avatar

@SteveThompson @Teri_Kanefield the guy posts porn. Not exactly a paragon

SteveThompson,
@SteveThompson@mastodon.social avatar

@FaithinBones @Teri_Kanefield
Mastodon emails me certain data interactions so even if they delete something and block me there's a saved copy, like that one.

trabern, to random
@trabern@mas.to avatar

Just to recap, the guy who can’t shut up about how the 2020 election he lost was rigged just was convicted of rigging the 2016 election he won.

onelson, to movies
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

#NowWatching Terror at Bigfoot Pond (2020)

I'm starting out with what I expect to be a stinker, hopefully leaving enough time for a chaser.

Once again, found footage is hard to do, y'all. I think a lot of folks tackle it without realizing it's got its own set of challenges.

onelson,
@onelson@mastodon.social avatar

@Sadsquatch what I am unsure of is whether Bigfoot is Bigfoot when not in the PNW. This one is set in New Mexico.

Sadsquatch,
@Sadsquatch@mastodon.social avatar

@onelson I think a regional monster can still be a subtype of the classic PNW bigfoot, but @MaryHenry is the expert

GottaLaff, to random
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

Debbie Downers, please settle down for the day, please? We won. Trump lost, bigly.

A few of you said to me that Juror 2 was a MAGAt who would hang the jury. You were wrong.

Speculation is pointless.

Let this happen. So far, we’re doing well. Whatever comes next, let’s wait and see, which has always been my position on everything. Wait. And. See.

Thanks so much.

spocko,
@spocko@mastodon.online avatar

@GottaLaff
I'm with you. Celebrate now.
Everything I predicted has come true, someone from the NY AGs office just made a statement.
What WE can do to keep it going is to keep pushing Democrats to promote this verdict and talk about "CONVICTED FELON DONALD TRUMP"
Not just "kitchen table issues."
(But frankly, the justice system working IS a kitchen table issue in our house.)

https://digbysblog.net/2024/05/28/celebrate-trumps-guilty-verdict-by-destroying-the-teflon-don-myth-then-keep-fighting/

wendinoakland,
@wendinoakland@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff The rest of today doesn’t really count. Whatever it is, it’s fine. May the 34th (stole that from someone) is our big win. Time for drinks and a little exhale! 🍸

pluralistic, to random
@pluralistic@mamot.fr avatar

I, a total stranger, was thinking of befriending your kid, but before I did, I thought I'd ask you, are they a boring, selfish jerk?

It's fine if they are, I'm just really trying to find quality people to be friends with, so I thought I'd ask you, is your kid a dick?

Wait, don't get offended! How are people supposed to know whether to hang out with your kid if you can't answer a simple question?!

eldubuu,
@eldubuu@mastodon.social avatar

@nikunashi

Russell & Whitehead’s “Principia Mathematica” checks all your boxes.

pierstoval,
@pierstoval@mastodon.social avatar

@eldubuu @nikunashi that is the true answer

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