Bougie_Birdie

Bougie_Birdie, 4 days ago

I just shared this with my wife because she’s an artist and hates AI as much as I do.

Apparently she made an account last night.

Bougie_Birdie, 5 days ago

Dilbert just trying to mind his own business

Bougie_Birdie, 5 days ago

That opens up the sequel where the protagonist has to team up with Harambe to travel back in time to save David Bowie.

Harambe 2: Electric Bowiegaloo

Bougie_Birdie, 5 days ago

Bob Loblaw lobbed law bomb: logged on Bob’s law blog

Bougie_Birdie, 5 days ago

So like, tofu in the shape of a foot?

Bougie_Birdie, 9 days ago

Giving ketamine to younglings would probably be one of the lesser crimes of the Jedi Council

Bougie_Birdie, 9 days ago (edited 1 day ago)

Sometimes the author doesn’t supply a moral, but that doesn’t mean the reader can’t come up with one of their own.

So this castaway is probably fucked. But hey, they were fortunate enough to have a TV. That TV gets access to the news, which manufactures dread for the castaway. Is their raft one of the ones affected by the recalls? Is it losing air right now? Will the castaway be dead in a matter of days?

Now what’ll bake your noodle: is the castaway better off with this knowledge? For the rest of their trip they’ll be worried about losing air and their raft sinking, sure. But if you’re stranded on the open sea you’ve probably only got a couple days left anyway, and it’s not like there’s anything they can do about it anyway. They’re in a sinking (heh) situation with no way out.

So the news was able to inform the castaway of their supposed fate, but the castaway is powerless to do anything about it. Is it better to be informed, or to be blissfully ignorant? Is this a story about people who know their fate and are powerless to stop it, like Cassandra of Greek myth? Or is it perhaps a larger moral about the state of television news fearmongering for a captive audience that can do little to help itself?

But I dunno. This guy’s probably fucked.

Bougie_Birdie, 9 days ago

I like seeing your art in my feed.

I don’t really have an eye for critique, especially with abstract stuff, but this one stands out to me.

Keep it up!

Bougie_Birdie, 10 days ago

Bonehead is an expat who took their car with them when they emigrated. Where they’re used to driving, they can probably turn left on a red light which could be why they’re so defensive about this altercation

Bougie_Birdie, 10 days ago

Most seals subsist on fish, but depending on the species they may also eat crustaceans, krill, or penguins

Bougie_Birdie, 13 days ago

Here for a good time, not for a long time

Bougie_Birdie, 15 days ago

I will never trust an old person again

Bougie_Birdie, 15 days ago

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/6884d521-3a3f-41a4-b0bf-db4915897004.png

Bougie_Birdie, 16 days ago

Winning is all about CONFIDENCE

Bougie_Birdie, 16 days ago

Well of course, it’s an unwritten rule

Bougie_Birdie, 17 days ago

I’ve heard before that the generous bulges of this era have something to do with knights having rampant syphilis and needing more room to breathe.

Isn’t history neat?

Bougie_Birdie, 18 days ago

Thanks for playing!

Bougie_Birdie, 17 days ago

Let me know if you do, it could be a great teaching tool.

RegEx is a bastard that is unfortunately very useful.

Bougie_Birdie, 17 days ago

And leave that trash in space? Litterbug!

Bougie_Birdie, 20 days ago

Perfect 5/7 with rice

Bougie_Birdie, 24 days ago

I’ve seen personal to full-size frozen pizzas that look like this. The sort that’s designed to go in a toaster oven or even the microwave. Usually tastes like soggy cardboard, and is surely a greater crime against food than pineapple toppings are.

Bougie_Birdie, 24 days ago

What do you call the face in the third panel? I was trying to find a copypasta for it the other day and didn’t know what to search for.