@Gogs@mas.to
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

Gogs

@Gogs@mas.to

Very much just saying things, really.

All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@gogs@mas.to

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

Less microblog, more leaky brain

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

Nothing but respect for MY Procurator Fiscal

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

Backing that thing up, for posteriority

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

Alexa, take a note

“I’m having trouble understanding you”

…..

Mastodon, make a post

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

Non-stop profunditootin’

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

Yer pal’s palpating, mate, and you’re both barred.

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

Paranoid Android = Mr. Grey Sky

TheBreadmonkey, to random
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar

The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following..................

I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile.

I hate the internet.

(It's 9!)

Edit - I don't know if they were wrapped or unwrapped and I don't know if he was eaten by a crocodile as the Daily Sport asserts in their article.

Gogs,
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

@TheBreadmonkey 9 is the limit etiquette allows for - interestingly, sticking 10 up there is where the word ‘decadence’ comes from.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar

🚨I am at a fancy restaurant! Alert! I am at a fancy restaurant!🚨

I immediately want to get upto some shenanigans.

Gogs,
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

@TheBreadmonkey “Waiter - would you please define for me which menu choices would officially qualify as ‘slap-up’”

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

The United Kingdom of Bean Juice and Bin Juice

TheBreadmonkey, to random
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar

Everyone stop and listen to Jerry Seinfelds wisdom that he's definitely not just saying so he can be briefly relevant again for the release of his film

Jerry Seinfeld Says He Misses Dominant Masculinity
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/jerry-seinfeld-nostalgic-agreed-upon-hierarchy-misses-dominant-masculinity-1235911364/

Gogs,
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

@TheBreadmonkey God, he’s even more shit without a little burst of crazy bassline.

talia_christine, to random
@talia_christine@beige.party avatar

I have a theory that the men who reply to posts with some version of "not all men" do so because they see some of themselves in whatever statement was made and they don't like it.

Gogs,
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

@TheBreadmonkey @talia_christine
🎵Shave and a haircut🎵…
…
…
👐🎵THIS BIT!!!🎵👐

TheBreadmonkey, to random
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar

Oh dear

It's another photo from the same situation. Although the woman has been replaced by a smart Jason Statham and the Morrisons sign in the background, partially obscured by Sunaks head, reads Moron. I understand this image may have been doctored by HappyToast. But it's still funny.

Gogs,
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

@TheBreadmonkey “We’re bringing back the baker’s dozen! As a unit of currency!”

TheBreadmonkey, to random
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar

@Gogs

They had an engine oil gin stand at the beer festival I was at yesterday so had one in your honour because I am a MAN who drinks ENGINE OIL. 💪

(although I had it with a grapefruit mixer, which was delightful)

Gogs,
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

@TheBreadmonkey Yes! Splendid work! Although I prefer to call grapefruit ‘Ultrasour Bastard Taste Grenades’.

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

Excuse me, could you help me start the ‘peel here’ corner on this pack of whoop-ass?

Gogs,
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

@atomdmac Deal! Although it feels like it might be excessive to begin an ass-whooping with a stabbing.

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

YES! UK POLITICS MINI-KAIJU DEATHMATCH!

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

List of names to say next time those wizards are unkind to me at the beach:

Marlin
Hairy Otter
Bulbous Piscivore
Gandalf the Grey Mullet
Aleister Seacowley

Gogs,
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

@Nickiquote YES!!

Gogs,
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

@TheBreadmonkey Ohhhhh!!! Incendio!!

TheBreadmonkey, to random
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar

I could be wrong, but I think there's a minion in the road. Everyone else can see it, right? Right?!

The minion has turned to face the left of the camera. What is it looking at? Who knows. Is it even real? What is real? Am I real?

Gogs,
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

@TheBreadmonkey That’s the woke police! Scarper!

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

Struggling to know how best to display veneration for what is clearly the world’s greatest pedestal.

ElleGray, to random
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

Discovered an excellent new word today: dreich. Bleak, miserable, cheerless, dreary. It even sounds exactly right when you say. No this is not a comment on my current state of mind. Not at all.

Gogs,
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

@ElleGray As a Scottish person, I can confirm that necessity was very much the mother of invention with regards to us producing that little gem.

Gogs, to random
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

Encouraging societal consensus by doing bad posts

Gogs,
@Gogs@mas.to avatar

@kerouac666 I’m the Brave Little Poster

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • provamag3
  • mdbf
  • ngwrru68w68
  • modclub
  • magazineikmin
  • thenastyranch
  • rosin
  • khanakhh
  • InstantRegret
  • Youngstown
  • slotface
  • Durango
  • kavyap
  • DreamBathrooms
  • JUstTest
  • GTA5RPClips
  • ethstaker
  • normalnudes
  • tester
  • osvaldo12
  • everett
  • cubers
  • tacticalgear
  • anitta
  • megavids
  • Leos
  • cisconetworking
  • lostlight
  • All magazines
    •