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Wileymiller

@Wileymiller@mastodon.social

Creator of the syndicated comic strip, “Non Sequitur".
If your newspaper is so horrifically bad that it doesn't carry #NonSequitur, you can read it every day at: https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur

Then call the editor of the paper and raise hell until they carry Non Sequitur.

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GottaLaff, to random
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Look what my pal @Wileymiller made! chef’s kiss

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2024/05/19

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
😘 My goal was to get a message across to those who need to hear it the most in a slightly subversive manner.

Not expecting MAGA minions to get it, but hoping those on the fringe of the cult might see some light.

GottaLaff, to random
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Donald 's 'Glitch' During NRA Speech Raises Questions

“Trump sparked commentary on social media after he stopped speaking for more than 30 seconds during a speech.”
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-glitch-nra-speech-1902257

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
But it's ok as long as you're a republican. Nothing to see here, folks, move along!

OGjester, to random
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justices are basically the judicial version of monarchs. They answer to no one, like monarchs. They serve lifetime appointments, like monarchs. They can openly commit crimes, and there are no consequences - just like monarchs.

Wileymiller,
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@OGjester

This is why every other democracy has term limits on their SC justices, knowing this is the danger of lifetime appointments...NO oversight, NO accountability.

GottaLaff, to random
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Man convicted of attacking ex-Speaker Nancy ’s husband with a hammer sentenced to 30 years https://apnews.com/article/b41b6c776fb27f62913e3754afa1ceac

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Trump will declare he's a hostage and go to the top of his pardon list.

GottaLaff, to Arizona
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🙄 Former Donald Trump lawyer John pleaded not guilty in Phoenix on Friday on charges related to allegedly participating in a conspiracy to overturn the 2020 election results in .

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/17/politics/john-eastman-arizona-not-guilty-plea?cid=ios_app

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
He's staying back and standing by in his bid to be the AG in the Trump administration.

GottaLaff, to random
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Worth emphasizing this, because most news outlets did not:

“Rep. Matt (R-Fla.) on Thursday ominously invoked Donald ’s call to far-right violent extremists while joining the former president at his criminal trial in New York.

“Standing back and standing by, Mr. President,” Gaetz wrote on social media, along with a photo of himself positioned behind Trump at his trial.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/matt-gaetz-stand-back-stand-by-proud-boys_n_66462d52e4b0dd63cd2ba653 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/stand-back-stand-matt-gaetz-174110101.html

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Once again, Gaetz vying for the top spot of dumbfuckery in a very competitive race in the Dumbfuck Party, saying the not-very-quiet part out loud.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
As usual, if you're a republican, it's ok.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff

Your point wasn't lost. It's just so frustrating that nothing is ever done about republicans for such blatant calls to incite riots, encouraging an insurrection. This wasn't a dog whistle, it was a bullhorn.

If I'm not mistaken, this could be deemed as an act of terrorism under the Patriot Act. But the DOJ is scared shitless of launching an investigation of any MAGA member of congress.

@tdwllms1

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW #TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/…

Tyler McBrien:

At 2:04 p.m., the prosecution strolls back in and lays out stacks of papers, binders, and other documents on the desk.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff

Again, WTF does any of this have to do with what Trump has been charged with and the evidence that's been presented in court?

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Oh, I know what the tactic is, but it doesn't address, much less refute, any of the evidence that supports everything he's testified about.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Yeah, there's always the danger of an idiot on the jury, but the source is volumes of paperwork, not Cohen.

Wileymiller, to random
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So...the line of questioning by the defense that Cohen called Trump bad names somehow to disproves the testimony he gave and the documentation in evidence?

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/… Via Rupar: Trump wraps up his morning rant by attacking one of the prosecutors, Colangelo, which is a flagrant violation of his gag order

Wileymiller,
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@justiceLICSW
He goes to his happy place...McDonald's, having a Happy Meal

@GottaLaff

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff @justiceLICSW

Wet dreams of cavorting with Kristi Noem shooting puppies

GottaLaff, to random
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“ suggested that the two candidates could pick some dates, taking a dig at Trump’s ongoing New York hush money trial by noting that the Republican is “free on Wednesdays,” the usual day off in the trial”

https://apnews.com/article/6b1d1dbb2ed61c7637041b23662d7da8

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Trump will never agree to a debate without an audience and a Fox News moderator.

Wileymiller, to random
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I have two thoughts on Trump's sleeping during the trial.

  1. Since he can't say anything or do any histrionics, he's doing it intentionally to show his disdain for the court and proceedings.

  2. Like a shark who has to keep swimming to breathe, Trump can only stay awake if he's talking (bloviating) in front of an audience.

Wileymiller, to random
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@GottaLaff
Here's another blast from the past, an early warning on Trump way back in 2011.

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2011/05/16

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff 😘 👊

GottaLaff, to random
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NYT just now on Mastodon:

"Trump’s Defense Cast Michael Cohen as Untrustworthy"

Trump trusted him for, what, 10 years?

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
And the defense presented absolutely NOTHING that Cohen said in his testimony that was false or even misleading.

Character assassination doesn't refute anything. In fact, this diversion tactic validates everything Cohen has said.

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
They’ve got plenty of nothin’, and nothin’s plenty for me…

Apologies to Porgie and Bess

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
😘👊🏼

GottaLaff, to random
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“The power outage was caused by a crewmember mistakenly closing an exhaust damper, causing the ship’s engine to stall, the report issued by the National Transportation Safety Board said. The ship lost power again & crashed into one of bridge’s supporting columns shortly after leaving the port on March 26, which brought the bridge down in seconds.

A full investigation could take a year or more”

https://apnews.com/article/baltimore-bridge-collapse-safety-board-report-ntsb-b6d4797441350823adb7721164848c04

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
Clearly, Biden is to blame for this. His crewmember oversight is atrocious!

Wileymiller, to random
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Imagine you're sitting on jury, watching Blanche obviously trying to get under Cohen's skin with questions solely meant to get under his skin, hoping to get Cohen to explode in anger, NEVER addressing anything that has to do with the case and the facts that have been presented against Trump. If I was on the jury, I'd resent the hell out of it, making Trump look even more guilty.

GottaLaff, to random
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: We have witnesses in this courtroom that have made a point of going out, being on TV, making money but we are not allowed to. President is somehow not allowed to.

Acyn:

(The gag order does prevent Trump from being on TV or making money)

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff
And are doing so at his direction.

Snowshadow, to news
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🔥 👩‍🚒 Wildfire growth prompts another evacuation order in northeastern B.C.

Two more communities under evacuation orders:

Doig River First Nation and the Peace River Regional District as a fire threatens nearby.


https://montrealgazette.com/news/national/wildfire-growth-prompts-another-evacuation-order-in-northeastern-b-c

Wileymiller,
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@Snowshadow @GottaLaff

Those hoaxes can be SO troublesome.

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