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WrenArcher

@WrenArcher@beige.party

Hi everyone!
I guess a few things that make me… me.
I’m a native Houstonian. Older GenXer.
Former Marine journalist and photographer.
I’m married to a wonderful caring woman. Yeah… gay.

I’m a parent. Small business owner. I use ellipses way more than a person should.
Kinda into photography, songwriting, hammering metal, short stories, watercolor… stuff.

I like riding my bike and I love my dog.

Oh… and I’m a trans girl.
So yeah. Just your average every day model ‘Murican.

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Skepticat, to random
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Taken from a thread on Threads:

First president in 28 years to not serve a second term.

First president in 45 years not to release any of his tax returns.

First president in 89 years to lose the presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term.

First president in 102 years to allow more than 120,000 Americans to die in a single virus outbreak.

First president in 129 years to lose the popular vote twice.

First president in 152 years to boycott his successors inauguration.

1/3

WrenArcher,
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@Skepticat
We can now add, "first to be found guilty on all felony counts."

18+ WrenArcher, to random
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CW: indirect eye contact that is showing shock and awe.
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Narrator: Wren was so excited about a new tunic dress she bought until that moment when she realized the unfortunate placement of part of the pattern on it.

WrenArcher,
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@storybead
🤣🤣🤣

😂😅😭

Thinks to myself, but my name’s not Joe. 🤣

Girl… you got a big time snort outta me on that one. Annnd… I may or may not have tooted upon seeing that. 🤣

Cara, to random
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Feeling kind of down today. Not sure if it’s just random downedness, lack of deep connection socializing, the weather, or something else. 🤷‍♀️

So, I’m starting a compliment train. Please add to it! Who do you want to know that they are awesome? I’ll start -

@WrenArcher - your voice is delightful!
@aronow - your art is awesome!
@DivineKestrel - you rock a corset like nobody’s business!

(The point of this isn’t to include EVERYONE you can think of, so please let’s all not do that awards show thing where we feel like we have to say everyone and then people try to read into it.)

WrenArcher,
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@Cara
🥰🥰🥰
There are the usual suspects that I trust many would know I could include in this list but my compliments flow rather freely to you, Terra, Alice, Jenn, Jenna, Wallflower and so many others who I genuinely admire, love and adore for their wit, intelligence, humor, kindness toward me, etc.

But there is one person I can think of who is an absolute gem who I’ve rarely told. We have a lot in common right down to our long covid. I can’t help but think had we met before my shapeshifting, we would have been really good friends.

@CoachMark
I’ve mentioned in the past there are some guys here who are just really good guys and Mark is one of them. He always has a good morning, how’s your day for someone in Mastoland.

Thanks for being a friend here Mark.
🥰

@aronow @DivineKestrel

Reborn_Cat_Mom, to random
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While in conversation with four trans fems, the topic of fashion came up.

I noted we cover the four styles of trans fem clothing.

WrenArcher,
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@Reborn_Cat_Mom @e_er1n @NicolaElle @kelidanovus @Impossible_PhD

I love that this happened. I am so over-the-moon happy that there were so many trans mastodon girls who able to be with Kelida.

This community means everything. So beautiful to see. 🥹

WrenArcher,
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@Impossible_PhD
So glad you were able to go see her Doc Zoe.

Also, i like the word “kismet”. ☺️

@Reborn_Cat_Mom @e_er1n @NicolaElle @kelidanovus

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  • WrenArcher,
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    @rooster
    Good lord girl. This is one of the most gorgeous photos of you I’ve seen. Wow.

    WrenArcher, to random
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    I tried wearing a swim skirt I bought last fall just to... you know, to see.

    Now my legs are absolutely NOT my best feature but I am legit thinking of buying all the teeny skirts with built in stretchy pants.

    WrenArcher, to random
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    OMG! Y'all... okay so for anyone who's been following my inane ramblings here for a little bit, MAYBE you remember the accidental text I received back in December of last year.

    For reference if not:
    https://beige.party/@WrenArcher/111580108896024484

    Y'all... I got a text again!!!
    Heee! I got a text again!
    And I found out she's an 80 year old lady named Joan. She texted to ask if I was okay after the recent terrible storm. 🥰

    I GOT ADOPTED BY A GRANNY VIA TEXT!!! I GOT ADOPTED BY A GRANNY!!!

    WrenArcher, to buddhism
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    Over the past few weeks I’ve come across little reminders of the 15yrs-ish long Buddhist practice and spiritual walk I once had.

    It’s been kind of….

    sigh
    It's brought back some fond memories.

    Along with those little reminders, the recent, violent storm we experienced here in the Houston area was a big reminder. And then today, I had an appointment with my liver doctor. They have all reminded me of some of the teachings in which I tried to live my life.

    And while I somewhat remember most of those I studied …
    impermanence,
    compassion for others and one's self,
    connectedness and oneness, etc. I haven’t kept them at the forefront of my mind for nearly ten years?... twelve? I mean, I aspire to be a good person but I miss the mark daily. I am trying though. (see my pinned post)

    Not sure why I’m posting this.
    Maybe I needed the reminder. Maybe it's a nudge to begin a mindful, intentional practice again.

    Maybe I need some coffee.
    Maybe i need to start going to the gym again.
    All of the above?

    DemocracySpot, to random
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    @WrenArcher

    Hey, Wren! Ran across this picture and thought of you. WalMart aisle display, last Summer. x😉

    WrenArcher,
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    @DemocracySpot
    Oh my gawd that is hysterical! 🤣

    And now I’m wondering how many people will think of me when they see a Dolly Parton cake mix box.

    Thanks @Alice! You da best!

    WrenArcher,
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    @DemocracySpot
    To know I passively made someone snort will absolutely be the highlight of this week for me. 🤣

    @Alice

    WrenArcher, to queer
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    I just heard the term term “Golden Retriever Lesbian” and I think this might be the most ACCURATE description of me yet.


    https://www.tiktok.com/@rosieturnerdaily/video/7197116671255907590

    WrenArcher, to random
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    And now...

    a trans girl party trick.
    .
    .
    .

    Biz Partner: Ah. An email from Holland America. Where do they want to send me now?

    *half a second later....

    Me: with a deeep, gravely, demonic sounding voice To the gates of HEHHHHLLLLL!!!

    Biz Partner: Agh.
    Employee1: What the heck???
    Employee2: Whoa.

    Biz Partner: How did you get your voice so deep. You normally sound... not like that.

    Me: Allergies?

    slowly looks into the camera and raises one eyebrow
    Or.... 😈

    WrenArcher, to random
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    I accidentally deleted my banner pic a couple of weeks ago so I put up a new and improved.

    Artemis concept is by
    https://www.goodfon.com/user/manora/

    WrenArcher, to random
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    Going to the restroom for a trans woman can be so anxiety inducing. I know for me it can be anyway. All I wanna do is get in and get out without any issues, hassles or problems.

    But I had something happen while I was at lunch with my mother in-law that was rather affirming as a woman. It’s the opposite of what I’ve imagined could happen to me going to the women’s restroom.

    I was washing my hands when a woman about my age came out of the other stall. She looked at me, straight in the face and asked if I could zip up the back of her dress. She didn’t even wait for a response. She just turned around and pulled up her hair. Then said, “It’s so hard to do this by yourself. So much easier when you have help. Thanks.”

    She didn’t see me as a predator. Didn’t see me as someone who shouldn’t be in there. She saw me as another woman who simply would understand the need to have help zipping up the back of her dress.

    I almost started crying.

    I, a trans girl, went into the women’s restroom and nothing happened, except for another woman asked for my help.

    WrenArcher,
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    @skinnylatte
    That is such a sweet comment. 🥰

    I think I would be really worried about messing up your make up for sure.

    WrenArcher,
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    @lisamelton
    Thanks, sis. ☺️

    It was pretty neat. Of all the places and things to give a trans girl a little euphoria.

    18+ WrenArcher, to random
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    So the date/girl’s day out with my mother in-law began about an hour ago.

    Have you ever been around someone who is described as an energy vampire but is a little old lady but kinda acts like a toddler where everything appears completely brand new?

    It’s only been an hour and I’m already exhausted. I look kind of cute though I guess.

    WrenArcher,
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    @DemocracySpot
    🤣🤣🤣

    video/mp4

    WrenArcher, to Houston
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    Sleeping in a house in that had its power knocked out by a violent storm and thus has no A/C…

    not as comfortable as you might imagine.
    Yawwwn. scratch scratch scratch

    Ugh. Worms are not the incentive this Li’l Bird needs to get up this early. Now Bubble Yum… maybe.

    WrenArcher, to random
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    A quick update here at mi casa after that wild storm yesterday.

    My subdivision is entirely without power still. Seems like I read the power company has about 4,000 line techs coming in from nearby regions to help try and put this all back together.

    Crossing my fingers it happens soon for everyone here. It’s predicted to get up to 90°F tomorrow and with the rain we had… the humidity will be givin’ some folks a severe case of the frizzy hair.

    Prolly wear mine in braids when I get out tomorrow beecawwwzzz…

    I get to take my mother in-law to an eye doc appt.

    No, no, no.
    Don’t be jealous y’all.
    And I don’t want to add salt or nuthin’… but I’ll probably get to take her to lunch afterward too.

    Accepting thoughts and prayers. 😬

    WrenArcher,
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    @DemocracySpot
    Thanks Eddie.
    Live tooting a violent storm was not what I intended that day. And I feel like my pics and short vids didn’t show how crazy it was.

    “MIL date…”
    this is rather sad state of affairs from a few perspectives. 😕

    WrenArcher, to random
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    Whoa! It’s really dark and ominous looking right now. The sky is way too dark for just after 6 o’clock at this time of year. This might be a bumpy night tonight.

    WrenArcher,
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    @Alice
    I will Alice. I’m really touched. Thank you. 🙂

    WrenArcher,
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    Still trying to make it home.
    There are a lot of places that look like they don’t have power. And there are a lot of small and thick tree branches that have been ripped off the trees.

    But this big guy right here got pushed right over into the road. Rain soaked ground and a really strong wind was just too much for him.

    An approximate 40ft tree toppled over at the roots, half of it blocking two lanes of a road in Northwest Harris County, Texas. This was result of rain over many days and high winds that occurred with a sudden storm.

    WrenArcher,
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    Hi everyone. Thank you all so much for your concern and checking in with me. I did finally make it home around 8:30pm. There were downed trees and traffic lights out in the area that made it really difficult to finally get to my house.

    I had a huge branch get ripped off the tree in my front yard from the wind. It was about 8 inches wide from where I got pulled off. Luckily it didn’t hit any of our vehicles. But we’re under a flood watch until 7am, so my stepson and I cut it into manageable pieces to get it out of the way because it was blocking my driveway. I just got done about 20 minutes ago.

    The power is out here and my little emergency hotspot is running low on power so this will probably be my last update for a little while. Cell towers are straining to keep up. I’ll update as soon as I can.

    If you would please send out some good mojo, positive energy, prayers, whatever you can throw to the people out here in Houston. There are some folks who are gonna be hurting pretty bad because of this.

    One of my neighbors has a full house generator, which helps so much for my next door neighbor who needs to keep her insulin refrigerated. Another neighbor across the street had a huge tree topple over from the roots onto her house.

    Take care y’all.
    Hug you loved ones.
    Much love to you all.
    Muah!

    WrenArcher,
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    Final update on how we’re fairing here at Chez Wren in the wake of that nasty storm.

    W E H A V E

    T H E P O W E R B A C K O N!!!

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