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I remember damage. And escape. Fan of #crows, #StarTrek and the #Japanese language, among many other things. Currently posting one frog species per day. If I keep this up, I should be done in about 20 years. My toots are searchable.

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Experiment: consider a question to which you yourself know the answer, and which requires some amount of explanation. Let's say a question in your professional field of expertise.

Now ask this question in two places: one, on reddit, in an appropriate subreddit; two, on ChatGPT.

I'm curious to see whose responses you prefer.

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#foodtoot I may need help with this: I splurged on some nice ravioli, filled with ricotta and artichoke, at the Italian deli, but I don't know what kind of sauce to make with it. Any suggestions?

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Reticulated tree frog (Dendropsophus reticulatus) photographed by Amadeus Plewnia

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In my mind, I'm the CEO of a company that handles the print distribution of those glitzy yearly reports that charitable organizations like to put out. The company would be called No Good Deed Goes Unpublished.

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A sign in the Georgian restaurant where I had dinner today

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Imagine you get an email from a female friend who tells you she's been proposed to by 3 different men in one day.

Man #1 runs a lunatic asylum and plays with a lancet while proposing.

Man #2 is American and uses what she calls "slang." Here are his exact words: "Won't you just hitch up alongside of me and let us go down the long road together, driving in double harness?"

The friend explains that she went for Man #3, without really explaining why.

Thoughts?

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The people who most deserve a relaxing massage due to the back-breaking, stressful work they do, are the people who can least afford it.

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Xeric tree frog (Dendropsophus oliveirai) photographed by Instituto Últimos Refúgios

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Almadina tree frog (Dendropsophus Nekronastes) photographed by Iuri Ribeiro Dias

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Many a 14-year-old girl has been known to exclaim, "I'm so random!" But how random ARE people really?

Well, as it turns out, you can test your randomness. Go to https://roadtolarissa.com/oracle/ and hit your left arrow and right arrow keys as randomly as you can. The webpage shows you how good it is in predicting your next move. Can you get the percentage below 50%?

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"I saw the whole man slowly emerge from the window and begin to crawl down the castle wall [...] I saw the fingers and toes grasp the corners of the stones, worn clear of the mortar by the stress of years, and by thus using every projection and inequality move downwards with considerable speed, just as a lizard moves along a wall. [...] What manner of man is this, or what manner of creature is it in the semblance of man?"

Oh, I know! I know! It's... Spideracula!

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Hosteria la Selva tree frog (Dendropsophus miyatai) photographed by Jorge Brito

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Why did Israel get very few points from the countries' juries, and a huge amount of votes from the public voting?

My theory: the people at the top saying "let's not make this political" made it more political than the public, who just liked the song.

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I don't think any less of you, Lesser tree frog (Dendropsophus minutus) photographed by Diego B. Provete!

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A group of 100 players are playing a game of chance. All players start with $100. All players play 500 turns of the game.

Each turn, a player must bet half of their money or, if they're down to their last dollar or less, all of their money.

During each turn, they have 51% chance of winning. If they win, they double their bet amount back; if they lose, they get nothing back.

After 500 rounds, how much money does the most successful player have?

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For a vegetarian paprika hendl to make Jonathan Harker thirsty.

Cut a block of tofu into 8 pieces. Add salt, pepper, garlic powder. Sear in olive oil in a skillet. Remove. Cut 1 shallot, 2 cloves garlic. Fry 3 mins. Add 1 tbsp tomato paste, 2 tbsp flour. Stir 2 mins. Add 1.5 tbsp sweet paprika, 1/4 tsp smoked paprika. Stir 1 min. Add 1 cup veg broth. Return tofu. Simmer 30 mins. Remove tofu. Add 1/4 cup creme fraiche and double cream. Simmer 10 mins. Return tofu.

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Here's the building that Bram Stoker may have been thinking of when he mentioned the property called "Carfax" that Count Dracula wanted to buy in Purfleet, outside London. Look at it. Doesn't it just ooze mystery, gothic romance and vampirism?
Source: https://ianfarrington.wordpress.com/2021/11/08/draculas-purfleet/

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This was an actual 1911 court case in the Netherlands.

A man called Willem Markus catches the suspect, Johannes Beek, stealing city money. Markus reports Beek, who is fired. Beek bakes a cake full of rat poison (arsenic) and sends it to the Markus home. Markus doesn't eat it, but his wife does, and she dies.

Beek is tried for murder of the wife. Defense argues that Beek did not intend to kill the wife, only the husband. No intent means no murder; it's manslaughter at most.

How would you rule?

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Merida tree frog (Dendropsophus meridensis) photographed by Luis Ángel Niño Barreat

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Interior tree frog (Dendropsophus melanargyreus) photographed by Fabio Maffei

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Marbled tree frog (Dendropsophus marmoratus) photographed by Sebastian Di Domenico

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Mapinguari tree frog (Dendropsophus mapinguari) photographed by Pedro L.V. Peloso

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Swatra just showed me a case where someone claimed an insurance payout after a burglary where a bunch of stuff got stolen, including a radio-controlled toy car.

The insurance company sent them a letter saying that the toy car wasn't covered by the insurance because it met the definition of a "motorized vehicle."

The customer's lawyer had to write a response explaining that if this was a "motorized vehicle," it would need mandatory car insurance, license plates, and be used for transportation.

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Clown tree frog (Dendropsophus leucophyllatus)

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Google Ngrams is lots of fun to play with. For example, what the hell was going on in 1840?

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