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joshua

@joshua@nozzi.social

Appmaker (THE POWER OF SWIFT COMPILES YOU! THE POWER OF SWIFT COMPILES YOU!), tech author, cat lover. Gay-married (not to a cat). Northern-aggressing into the South. Sometimes doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Also, dirty jokes.

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fahrni, to random
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Checks out. https://social.treehouse.systems/@ariadne/112527387790171116

joshua,
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@fahrni @ariadne I figured pointer difficulty would mean aiming at your foot but hitting your neighbor’s ear and your own gun at the same time. 🤷‍♂️

joshua, to random
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Family Guy oof. 😂

“Hi, honey, how was school today?”

“Well, the metal detectors were down, so the popular kids were all on edge all day, so that was kind of fun.”

joshua, to random
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Just logged in to check but I think they’re rolling it out in stages as it hasn’t happened with mine yet and there seems to be no UI in the app or website to manage it for me. https://toot.cafe/@chartier/112526878886378948

joshua, to random
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I would apply but no remote. If you’re in (or want to be in) Cupertino, this looks like a great job. https://queer.party/@beccadax/112525149841209300

joshua, to random
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In a house with ten cats, I had to install child safety latches on the kitchen base cabinetry because of exactly ONE cat who demands to know what we’re hiding from him in there.

Poisons. Household poisons.

joshua,
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@KJ7OFH His thoughts exactly. So now we hear a repeating ka-THUNK, ka-THUNK from him pawing open various doors and their rebounding because of the latches.

Also keep forgetting to grab the magnetic “key” you hold to the door to release it, so we cause even harder KATHUNK’s.

richardgunther, to random
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Can anyone techsplain to me why each recent macOS update is requiring me to change my FileVault recovery key? This seems like an unnecessary PitA. #WhatAnnoysMe

joshua,
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@richardgunther Wasn’t there the potential for an exploit to bypass / steal it from the Secure Enclave or something? Generating a new key makes sense if a patch mitigates this.

ElleGray, to random
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Omg any day now computers will be able to add

joshua,
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@ElleGray @oldmankris …and it’ll still take rooms full of computers to do it!

joshua, to random
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Seriously: what does the Zoom-schooled lockdown generation know about lower body fashion anyway?
https://nozzi.social/@joshua/112519816688603024

joshua, to random
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“Gen Z Has Officially Canceled Ankle Socks: 'They're For Old People'”

Well Gen Z is socially and developmentally stunted, so I think I’ll ignore their wisdom, thanks.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gen-z-ankle-socks_l_66478712e4b00e1a0a6c044e

joshua, to random
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If anyone is interested in an Amiga 1200, Alan is in Scotland and is very trustworthy (we worked together).
https://masto.alancfrancis.com/@acf/112513612824953875

a2, to random
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What would you call a homophone/homonym but it's like "these two words have the same T9 'spelling'"?

joshua,
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@a2 @uliwitness Phon9ym? Pronounced “phone-nine-ym”?

cjdowner, to random
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I'm struggling to find anything. Can anyone please suggest where I can find good device images for mockups these days? Ideally with hands!

joshua,
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@cjdowner Hmm… using your hands may be why you’re having trouble finding them. Maybe you’ll get better results using a search engine.

philomath, to random
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Tin Man.

joshua,
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@philomath Iiiif I ooooonlyhadahaaaaaaaahhht.

joshua, to random
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Nathan, in kitchen: [screams like he was bitten by a snake; cat was atop fridge and almost fell on him when he opened the door]

Me: “You scared the everloving fuck out of me!”

N: “Nessa scared the everloving fuck out of ME, what did you expect me to do!”

Me: [exasperated tone] “Die quietly!!”

N: 😂🖕

philomath, to random
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🤨🤔

joshua,
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@philomath Definitely an employment scam.

ines, to random
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Ngl "don't get sad, get even" has become my biggest mantra

joshua,
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@ines 😈💅

acf, to random
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Splendid evening at the Mountain Goats. Both our respective demographics were very much in evidence.

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joshua,
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@acf ❤️

cocoadog, to random
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The latest thing I flat out don't understand about Obsidian: if you're editing, and you do a Find Next, why would you highlight the found string but not select it for editing? Baffling and maddening. Haven't found a plugin that fixes this.

joshua,
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@cocoadog I think there’s a plugin/extension/whatever out there to do this.

joshua,
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@cocoadog I agree. There are a lot of WTFs that are each small but together made me abandon it twice.

joshua,
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@cocoadog LOL, I can't seem to get Mixed In Key to work. It does absolutely nothing when I select a playlist to import. I figured maybe I had to grant it media and full disk access but that didn't help either. 🙈 Not a great start to “get familiar with …”

joshua,
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@cocoadog Welp. I highlighted an onboarding problem and related bug for Yakov. 🤣 I'm probably an uncommon use case, but importing a playlist requires it to be fully downloaded first so there are physical files. Otherwise MIK does nothing. Also, if there are a few undownloaded songs, re-importing doesn't process them unless you delete everything then re-import.

webjac, to random
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Had to renew my @ivory subscription today.

Did it in a heartbeat. Sustained delivery and utility day after day.

joshua,
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@webjac @ivory Heh. Same.

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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joshua,
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@nocontexttrek Those crystal boys are energetic but sweaty and entirely without rhythm. 💅

joshua, to random
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Hopefully not half of one like last time. https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/112492163751398789

joshua,
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@marioguzman Yeah, I’m not holding my breath. 😂

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