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paris, to Halloween
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calling it now: trend for costumes will be holding a pillow or a stuffed animal

paris, to random
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my landlord is making folks pay via a new “rewards app” where we “score points for cool stuff” when we pay our rent.

wtah?! it looks like some kind of new age pyramid scheme

paris,
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@shawnhooper lol yes!! this is a weird timeline

paris,
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@dylan yeah, there has to be another method here

adam, to Seattle
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The Belltown Hellcat, whose antics have /r/Seattle and /r/SeattleWA agreeing on something for once, has apparently made it to the New York Times.

🎁🔗: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/29/us/seattle-belltown-hellcat.html?unlocked_article_code=1.wE0.1UVc.A5aQiCPSj7Kf&smid=url-share

paris,
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@adam i swear it’s him driving around cap hill right now 😩 my patience...

paris, to random
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paris, to random
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has anyone had an family plan where you switched the primary account holder? (the other person is on the same plan, not a net new account)

paris, to random
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we are at the point with so much of our lexicon that we need to ask for definitions and clarity because too many things are named the same.

wikipedia pages be like:
for other uses, see these 800 disambiguations. keep scrolling, keep scrolling.

paris, to random
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spam calls are picking up again (as well as the political calls). getting at least ten a day which is wild.

paris, to swift
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let’s goooooo bay area friends! no, you don’t need to attend WWDC to RSVP to the social.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@holly/112527188602767590

keith, to random
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have been invited by a friend to an escape room that is entirely in the dark??? just seems like a cheap way to not have to build anything imo

paris,
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@keith im intrigued. glass half full: best storytelling ever?

QuietMisdreavus, to random
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my laughter is too powerful

if i’m wearing AirPods in transparency mode, my laughter messes up the transparency mode and amplifies the background noise, usually just in one ear

and today i laughed so loud my watch warned me about 90 decibel noises

paris,
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paris, to random
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i’m sick and had bad news in the middle of working from home today and never really recovered. brain is mashed potatoes.

paris, to Insurance
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i love how providers of all varieties but notably health tout: “the best prevention is proactive”

and then don’t cover or only a small percentage of the proactive treatment. 🫠

paris, to random
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oh wow! i forgot my 8 year anniversary celebrating no booze was on tuesday! life just continues on :)

paris, to california
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re: the thomas perez PD story that i won’t link because of how triggering it is: i need my buds to start calling your state reps and demanding justice.

paris, to random
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! goodnight you legendary community!

paris, to asheville
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do i know anyone who lives or has lived in , north carolina?

paris, to random
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mom settled into her hospital stay seven days ago and i’ve been afforded one (1) doctor update. definitely not for lack of trying. 😑

paris, to random
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someone save me because i accidentally left the TV on and now im addicted to this terrible show called

paris,
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@vbatts 😂 it’s true tho

paris, to random
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watched a jackass in a mini cooper run a red light and hit someone on their bike and tossed them off. whew. cars are bad.

paris,
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and then another kept honking at me agitated that they can’t make their right hand turn yet as i walked across the crosswalk with the light on for me to walk 😆

paris, to random
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happy birthday to @fuzzychef!!!

paris, to Seattle
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any friends around UD tomorrow and can pick up my new glasses for me? 😆 gotta try a mass post first

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