Local woman convinced that misogyny is no longer a problem thanks to man shouting "Not All Men" every time she talks (chaser.com.au)
Abuse shelter relocates to a coal mine in hopes of getting government funding (chaser.com.au)
Guy who doesn’t question why ‘completed’ flat pack has a bunch of ‘extra’ parts, recently hired as Boeing engineer (chaser.com.au)
Local self-declared handyman James Davidson has been offered a job as a Boeing engineer after his amazing work attempting to put a flat-pack cupboard together and just assuming that the many left over parts are just the extra pieces they add sometimes.
Families in Gaza begin work on suspicious photoshop pic in hopes to get the media worrying about their wellbeing (chaser.com.au)
Defiant Nikki Haley campaign refuses to quit, “we have tonnes of support from our voter” (chaser.com.au)
[Satire] Australia Day to be moved to Scott Morrison’s resignation day (chaser.com.au)
In calendar news, Australia Day is officially changing date after this year and will no longer be celebrated on January 26th. With a new date of January 20th chosen instead in order to celebrate the day that Scott Morrison announced his departure from politics....
‘Pro-Bono’ lawyer clarifies he just meant that he is a big fan of U2 (chaser.com.au)
Awkward scenes as local ‘Pro-Bono’ lawyer Jerry Fakeman has been forced to clarify to a potential client that he just means that he is a massive fan of the band U2....
Royal family condemns Meghan Markle’s failure to stop Prince Andrew visiting Epstein’s island (chaser.com.au)
King Charles has spoken out following the release of court documents that confirmed Prince Andrew went to sex-trafficker Jeffery Epstein’s private island, with the King strongly condemning Meghan Markle for not stopping Prince Andrew from visiting the island....
[satire] Woolworths announces public executions for holiday season shoplifters (chaser.com.au)
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[satire] Penny Wong calls for ‘Humanitarian Pause’ on people demanding she call for a ceasefire (chaser.com.au)
Touching Young Sheldon finale to end with mass school shooting (chaser.com.au)
Facebook mums around the world have been devastated by the news that the next season of television show ‘Young Sheldon’ will be the last....
Israel claims Hamas base was located inside dead journalist (chaser.com.au)
Israel accuses the Geneva Convention of secretly being a part of ISIS - The document also does not condemn Hamas by name either. (chaser.com.au)
The Israeli government have put out a powerful statement accusing the Geneva Convention of being a secret member of the terrorist organisation ISIS....
Ben Roberts-Smith begs to join IDF (chaser.com.au)
Representatives for the Israel Defence Forces have greeted with enthusiasm an application from Australian Victoria Cross winner Ben Roberts-Smith to join its ranks....
‘Oh fuck, I’ve let everyone down’ local AEC staffer realises he forgot to rig the vote like everyone said he would (chaser.com.au)
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[satire] “How did this result happen and how did the debate get so toxic?” asks nation’s media that kept uncritically repeating Dutton’s racist lies (chaser.com.au)
Hamas launches ‘completely unprovoked attack’ *(if you ignore 50 years of occupation) (chaser.com.au)
[satire] Guy who says unemployment should rise weirdly doesn’t want to lose his own job (chaser.com.au)
Government declares war on feral cats, ‘only our fossil fuel donors should be allowed to wipe out our wildlife’ (chaser.com.au)
Federal Greenwashing Minister Tanya Plibersek has declared an all out war against Australia’s feral cat population in a bid to stop them from killing our native wildlife. Plibersek put released a statement putting in no uncertain terms that the only ones allowed to wipe out Australian wildlife are the government’s fossil...
[satire] ‘Blocking other airlines was in the national interest’ says PM from Qantas Chairman’s Lounge (chaser.com.au)
[satire] Barnaby Joyce congratulates Matildas on stunning win last night against France (chaser.com.au)
Looks like they’ve been having a bit of fun with Barnaby watching the wrong game the other week....
