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downpunxx, to starwarsmemes in I liked them all!
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Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Rogue One, Solo, The Mandalorian, and Andor, everything else is garbage and so bad it's hurtful, and I like Star Wars too

Homo_Stupidus,

Wow, that’s a lot of the franchise to dislike. You don’t even like episode 6?

Ranvier, (edited ) to starwarsmemes in Me, explaining Easter to my wife, who grew up amongst the heathens

You know Osiris? Kind of like that, but it’s in Israel instead of Egypt, and there’s only one God, who has two different forms, one in heaven but also is a dude down on earth, until eventually it’s revealed he has three different forms not just two. Also unlike with Egypt, a significant lack of animal heads, all just like normal human heads. Except the holy spirit who’s like a ghost or something. Nailed it.

Wait you don’t know Osiris? Crap, let’s talk Quetzalcóatl then. So he’s like this giant snake with feathers…

topinambour_rex,
@topinambour_rex@lemmy.world avatar

who has two different forms

Three forms. Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit.

Wizard_Pope,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

until eventually it’s revealed he has 3 different forms

Did you even read the whole comment?

Ranvier,

Not to mention the trinity isn’t even a universally held belief among all Christians, so I would have been right leaving it out too. And it was clearly just a joke comment on a meme community.

snooggums,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

They didn’t even read to the end of the sentence.

WarmSoda,

They saw thier “gotcha” moment and took it. Gotta prove people wrong at all times on sites like these. Apparently.

WarmSoda,

Listen buddy, you’re wrong. And fuck you

Kalothar,

Listen pal, you’re wrong and fuck you.

WarmSoda,

All three of you are wrong, friend!

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Remember Star Trek III…?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I try not to.

Decoy321, to starwarsmemes in Where Obi Wan threatens R2 to keep his dirty droid mouth shut about everything he saw the past fourty years: war crimes, births and deaths, betrayals, sand, His New Empire?

In fairness, he’s ooooold.

PugJesus, to starwarsmemes in No one can mock you, quite like family [SWSW]
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If Luke could call out to Leia at the end of ESB then how did Vader not know here?

That wasn't related to their familial connection, though. Their familial connection wasn't established until ROTJ.

neptune,

My point still stands. Did Vader not realize she was force sensitive? Luke was able to determine their relationship through the force in ROTJ

PugJesus,
PugJesus avatar

No, Luke was told by the ghost of Ben Kenobi.

neptune,

OK good point.

Nouveau_Burnswick,

Presumably she would have been taught to shield her force sensitivity? That’s not an uncommon thing to do in the SW universe.

If she was taught from birth/childhood, hiding it would be extremely natural.

paddirn,

(Ignoring that it was all retconning) I think force sensitivity wouldn’t necessarily be an indicator of anything. Force users can probably detect some amount of force sensitivity from others, in varying amounts. Most people are probably weak, with a few standouts here and there. But latent force sensitivity probably doesn’t set off any alarm bells the way a “trained” force sensitive would. So if he had detected she had any training, like I assume force users somehow “guard” themselves against others probing, that would’ve set him off and he’d realize, she’s hiding something. Also, given that this occurs literally right after the events in Rogue One, he was probably more focused on retrieving the Death Star plans.

Luke would’ve had a stronger connection to Leia than Vader would’ve, given that they’re twins, so he would’ve felt a stronger pull than Vader. Vader is the kind of Dad that probably would’ve forgotten his kid’s birthdays and social security numbers.

MudMan,
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I mean, you low key hit the nail on the head.

In Vader sucks at noticing obvious things because nothing was planned and everything got reconned as they went along. For forty-five years.

It's absolutely shocking that the time-warped remnant of Vader can find his own face, let alone sense a force-sensitive daughter that wouldn't exist for years and wouldn't make sense for decades.

roguetrick, to starwarsmemes in I liked them all!

Happy life day.

ccunning, to washingtondc in Check out /c/washington_dc over on dmv.social instead

Looks like dmv.social is gone…

Bit125, to anarchychess in Well? Tell me!

il vaticano

madkarlsson, to anarchychess in Well? Tell me!

“I like horses”. Proceeds and takes one of my horse with one of their horses. I take their horse with my pawn. “Don’t fuck with my horsies” I get as a response.

Two-three turns later (this was 20 years ago, forgive me) I can check them by grabbing the same horse with a bishop.

“Why dont you like my horsies”? I get as a response

I proceeded to check mate two turns after that. It was a competition, I proceeded to the semifinals after this. I lost that semifinal due to a skillful check mate including a horse to lock it down. And the person from the previous game leaned over at the end turn saying " that is my backup horse"

I laughed my ass off and I’m not sure I could get of the check situation but fuck I lost my focus

neptune,

This is glorious and worth the shit post.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, to anarchychess in Well? Tell me!
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Sing ABBA at me mostly

Mikufan, to anarchychess in Well? Tell me!

Smoke crack

olutukko,

That’s some next level chess playing. We’ve only played it as a drinking game

ImplyingImplications, to anarchychess in Well? Tell me!

The very first move was a4 then Ra3. This is a terrible opening. I lost.

JoMiran, to anarchychess in Well? Tell me!
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Friend was teaching me to play. She and her sister were highly rated (don’t ask me the number, it was decades ago). During a teaching match against her sister, my friend groped under the table quite thoroughly and for the entire game, which I obviously lost. Those two were trouble.

PS: We’d had sex many times before and that type of behaviour wasn’t unusual for her at the time.

Marduk73, to anarchychess in Well? Tell me!
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

unsolicited foot rub

ambrosiaforest, to anarchychess in Well? Tell me!
@ambrosiaforest@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

i lost and she didnt dom me :c

odium, (edited ) to anarchychess in Well? Tell me!

Their pawn was right in front of my pawn, and they moved it diagonally and took my pawn, even though their pawn never went on my pawn’s spot? Guys, wtf? This is hacking, right?

kadu,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

Google en passant

TropicalDingdong,

Google en passant

Holy hell!

odium,

Actual zombie

Pothetato, (edited )
@Pothetato@lemmy.world avatar

Well TIL. But that’s not quite what OP described.

Penta,

new response just dropped

pruwybn,
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I mean, if their pawn was in front of yours, then yes.

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