Smorty,

I remember seeing this one about 30 times on reddit. Sitting, cuz my wee is weird

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Slav squat.

Ginger666,

It’s nice to know there are gatekeepers in the trans community too

runswithjedi,

I intended no judgement. All peeing positions are accepted here 🫶

Ginger666,

That’s not what your meme says

FedFer,

This meme isn’t even about trans people, it’s about femboys 😭

Aggravationstation,

Unless in public and it’s more convenient it’s always best to pee sitting down.

moshtradamus666,

I am a manboy, I like peeing sitting down when I’m at my house. It’s just more efficient and effortless. I also do it when I’m at a friend’s house, specially if it’s a girl’s house.

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’m a microbiologist, I pee sitting down only if I am able to sanitize the seat.

Cassa,
@Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Imagine knowing how your pee spreads all around if you stand and pee - only to deicide to stand and pee.

jabathekek, (edited )
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Better then getting someone else’s skin biome on my butt. Who knows what sort of fucked up commensals they have?

BluesF,

Well so far I have 0 arse cheek diseases so I’m not especially concerned

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

so far

so far

Nah but seriously it’s just an ick factor for me. Probably a result of living with my greasy and terrifyingly hairy housemate.

WamGams,

What bacteria which is capable of living on porcelain also has the ability to enter your bloodstream through the skin of your butt cheeks? I once was told that seat to butt transmission of most things almost never happens and that the biggest danger in a public stall is touching the toilet paper dispenser and then touching your face.

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

I am prone to licking public toilet seats, so I must clean them before that happens.

Fedizen,

You’re not worried about splash?

mydoomlessaccount,

Swinging it around like a helicopter ❤️

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I pee in a toilet

MeDuViNoX,

I sit on the toilet “backwards” so I have a little shelf to set my phone and snacks.

Lemongrab,

snacks 🤢🤮

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

Honestly, valid.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I only stand to pee when I’m in the shower.

runswithjedi,

This is the way.

Starb3an,

As a cis male, I sit at home. I don’t trust public toilet cleanliness, so I’ll stand. Having a prince Albert does create some weird trajectories depending on flow rate so I tend to make a mess while standing.

Slotos,

I sit at home and when visiting someone as a guest. No mess, no cover positioning arguments, everyone’s happy for a meager cost of me potentially forgetting that this was supposed to be a quick in’n’out and writing this comment instead of rejoining the boring dystopia outside.

Djont,

I get it if you don’t want to answer but how much did that piercing hurt?

Starb3an,

A lot, but it didn’t last long. I have a tattoo that goes from hip to armpit and this hurt more, but it was like a fall or a punch; one and done. My body did go into shock and I threw up though.

Semivir,
@Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Definitely in team sit.

It’s more comfy. You’re not staring at a wall, which is good for those who benefit from constant stimuli. There’s no cleanup from splashes due to the larger height difference, surrounding area stays clean for longer. And as a bonus for some, it feels more feminine.

perviouslyiner,
Semivir,
@Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Haha, somehow there is always a relevant XKCD.

kittykittycatboys,
@kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

both :3

FQQD,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

At the same time?

kittykittycatboys,
@kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

naturally :3

MeDuViNoX,

both :3

planks across the toilet horizontally

FMC8456,
@FMC8456@lemm.ee avatar

I usually pee standing up, however I prefer to use stalls because I like privacy, I never use urinals.

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

Seriously though, why the fuck do urinals exist?

FMC8456,
@FMC8456@lemm.ee avatar

I have no clue, probably something to do with them taking up less space and being faster to use, though I’m not really sure the speed benefit is that great.

Toribor,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

Piss sitting down but shit standing up.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Do you wipe standing or sitting?

GBU_28,

No

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Good

Toribor,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

Wipe?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

After shitting, yes.

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

They eat a high fibre diet and shoot it out like a torpedo.

yokonzo,

I sit cause I’ve lived with females for the past 8 years and honestly it just saves a lot of hassle and when you’re 6ft its easy to miss

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