LRRRonEarth,
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party avatar

LOOK, I NEED TO BUILD THIS GIANT LASER TO BLOW UP THE MOON AND ALSO GLIESE-581C, AND PLUTONIUM AIN'T CHEAP. I NEED $2 TRILLION TO GET STARTED. MAKE ALL MILITARY APPROPRIATIONS BILLS PAYABLE TO LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. DO YOUR PART, AND I'LL DO MINE.

LRRRonEarth,
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party avatar

ARE YOU SICK OF MERCURY GOING INTO RETROGRADE? I WILL PUT A STOP TO THAT BULLSHIT FOREVER. JUST FUND MY BIG FUCKING LASER.

LRRRonEarth,
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party avatar

I AM GOING TO KILL GOD AND LIBERATE YOU FROM THE SHACKLES OF GUILT AND SIN. SO, PONY UP.

billyjoebowers,
@billyjoebowers@mastodon.online avatar

@LRRRonEarth

Maybe you got shackles. No shackles over here, monster boy.

melissabeartrix,
@melissabeartrix@aus.social avatar

@LRRRonEarth

Yeah I'm sick of mars and it retrograding shit ... And sick of seeing this toot ... Giggles

Dropping 50¢ in ya donation bucket ... Hugz

Hugz & xXx

billyjoebowers,
@billyjoebowers@mastodon.online avatar

@LRRRonEarth

My parents were killed by a giant space laser. I don't think this is funny.

LRRRonEarth,
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party avatar

I GUESS BLOCK ME IF YOU FEEL LIKE LECTURING ME ABOUT THIS TOOT? I DON'T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT YOU TO CHANGE. AND IF THIS RUINS MUTUAL AID FOR YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE, THEN I THINK YOU ARE TOO SERIOUS FOR US TO BE FRIENDS.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@LRRRonEarth You should know that some people on Fedi think other people are so stupid that they would confuse this for an actual request for Mutual Aide, but obviously you're the problem. Please stop, you're hurting the humorless condescending narcissists!

Kierkegaanks,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr @LRRRonEarth What she said

LRRRonEarth,
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr OOC: I have blocked the worst comments, and several of them have blocked me. I am not losing sleep over it now. Kris says he got a bunch of reports about it, and he basically agrees with us. I feel fully exonerated.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@LRRRonEarth I really don't get why so many people are confused by your account lol

justafrog,
@justafrog@mstdn.social avatar

@RickiTarr @LRRRonEarth It's people who hate fun.

Puritans can drop christrianity, but their hatred of fun? Never.

MyWoolyMastadon,
@MyWoolyMastadon@toot.community avatar

@justafrog @RickiTarr @LRRRonEarth

Fun? Never heard of it. Must be the Devil's doing.

Burn the witch!

MyWoolyMastadon,
@MyWoolyMastadon@toot.community avatar

@justafrog @RickiTarr @LRRRonEarth

Those who've been bullied or believe they have been - every stick becomes a snake, every hello and smile becomes an unwanted pass, every rejection becomes a prejudiced decision, and every deep space laser becomes a bad joke about a People.

I feel for those who have to be forever on guard due to past experiences or training by parents. But when a silly joke causes outrage because you see something that isn't there? It's time for self reflection.

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@MyWoolyMastadon @justafrog @LRRRonEarth I do understand that, it can be hard to see past our own trauma sometimes.

LRRRonEarth,
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr

I'M A MINOR VILLAIN FROM FUTURAMA WHO GOT STUCK ON EARTH IN THE PRESENT DAY. I SHITPOST FROM MY HUMAN GHOSTWRITER'S COUCH AND HOLD COURT ON EARTH THINGS I BARELY UNDERSTAND. I AM EFFECTIVELY RUNNING A SURREALIST POSTMODERN ART PROJECT. WHAT'S SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND?

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@LRRRonEarth You have to put all that in your bio immediately lol

LRRRonEarth,
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party avatar

@RickiTarr AW, BUT I LOVE MY BIO!

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@LRRRonEarth As you should! I think I'm such a big Futurama fan, clearly everyone else would be too!

vantablack,
@vantablack@cyberpunk.lol avatar

@LRRRonEarth hey can you, like, not shitpost in the mutual aid hashtag

it's very inconsiderate when the rest of the tag is full of vulnerable people trying to crowdfund their survival. makes it feel like a joke at their expense

normally i'd just defederate your whole instance but, it actually seems like a decent one so i'm asking nicely

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