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the_etrain

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown!
-Purveyor of Fine Toots
-Comma enthusiast
-Humor participant trophy recipient
-Nominated: Taco Bell's Mr. Saucy 2024
-He thinks he's funny / Please humor him

https://justmytoots.com/@the_etrain

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the_etrain, to random
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I'm off my rocker today. More so than usual.

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
If I only had one follower and it was you, I'd still be posting all this nonsense! 🤣🫂

the_etrain,
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@BlackenedGreen
I've been burying my pills in the potted fern. That's why it looks so calm.

the_etrain,
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@farah
Worse, actually. Too many bad things happening. I'll be full on mad hatter shortly.

the_etrain, to random
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If anyone is interested, I just posted some hot clips of me wacking the mackerel on OnlyFish.

QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I just read an article about what to give for a 15th anniversary gift. Apparently, it's crystal... Also they had a section for modern gifts and this was in it. I'm not sure how a fucking sun dial is "modern" Also, what does giving someone a sundial say about your relationship? You're too dumb for a watch. Glad I married you. @HCBunny I think the case of reese's and ear cleaning device might be winners.

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@QueenOfCoffee
THIS WASN'T PLAN A?!

the_etrain,
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@QueenOfCoffee
Soooo, handy and a burger?

RickiTarr, to random
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Listen, the Victorians had their issues, but pussy and cunt are boring, give me Mossy Mound and Cave of Unimaginable Delights any day.

the_etrain,
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@RickiTarr
This toot just upped my dirty talk game, big time.

the_etrain, to random
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Hooked the doorknob on my office door to an electric fence power unit. Let's see how quickly people are able to learn when pain is the teacher.

the_etrain,
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@GayDeceiver
Could be for all I know 😂

the_etrain, to random
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My life insurance policies are through Mutual of Omaha Steaks. I got a free box of sirloin burgers and a sweet spatula outta the deal. Oh, and peace of mind. Can't forget that.

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Dear business contact,

Thank you for the reply that did not address my concern and merely deflected and obfuscated the issue at hand. If it is agreeable to you, may I suggest you get bent in the near future?

Cheers!

the_etrain,
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@JimRockford
It's got a certain nostalgia to it.

the_etrain, to random
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I could see pollen just wafting out of the trees as I pulled into work this morning. Super intense tree orgy going on out there.

the_etrain,
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@CoachMark
Rain yesterday. Little drizzle this morning.

the_etrain,
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@middleclasstool
Deep inhale

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Whoa buddy. It's a bio, not a confessional booth.

the_etrain,
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@adhdeanasl
Not you not you 🤣🤣🤣

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@MaryAustinBooks
Aww, poor fella 😂

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@LibertyForward1
Not you! 😂

NickGates, to random
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Okay look every parent thinks their kid is the smartest and best looking kid, but in my case it's true

the_etrain,
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@NickGates
Happy birthday boy-o!

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Half my fishies died 😿

the_etrain,
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@fungible_thadius
Crap. Sorry.

the_etrain, to random
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7: farts That's my attack!

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News app: Please choose at least 5 topics that interest you.

Me: Hulks out of shirt in a blind rage

the_etrain,
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@mayaisloading
They already know what interests me because they've been collecting data on me for a decade.

the_etrain, to random
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I have a very specific set of skills*

*comfortable pooping in a public restroom

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@ocsweetest
Hey stranger 😁

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