fkamiah17,
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Well, I think this calls for tea and biscuits, don't you?

HeatherMJ,
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@fkamiah17
Always!

fkamiah17,
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@HeatherMJ Rather too many biscuits, as it turned out, but who's counting? 😂

BashStKid,
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@fkamiah17 @HeatherMJ Tea has a fulfilling poly relationship with biscuits. 🍪

fkamiah17,
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@BashStKid
Truth.
Always pays to test absorbency speed with the first one - nothing worse than losing a biscuit at the first hurdle.

@HeatherMJ

RhinosWorryMe,

@fkamiah17 @BashStKid @HeatherMJ

Peter Kay - dipping biscuits in your tea

https://youtu.be/lSWzBnt0dlc?t=12

fkamiah17,
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@RhinosWorryMe
Oh man, I love Mastodon so much! Random deliveries of hilarity always welcome 🥰

@BashStKid @HeatherMJ

RhinosWorryMe,

@fkamiah17 @BashStKid @HeatherMJ

Slow motion action hero: "Noooooo!!!! Meeee brewwwww!!!!!"

😂

fkamiah17,
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@RhinosWorryMe
"It's too hot, what's the matter wi' yer, it's yer job!" 😂

@BashStKid @HeatherMJ

fkamiah17,
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@wendinoakland @talia_christine @ColesStreetPothole @NovemberMan @ohiorob

I thought you lot might enjoy this classic tale of the British and their relationship with tea. 🔼😂

ColesStreetPothole,
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@NovemberMan @ohiorob @talia_christine @wendinoakland @fkamiah17 Hobnobs! 😂

fkamiah17,
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@ColesStreetPothole
"GET A SPOOOOON!!!"
😂

@NovemberMan @ohiorob @talia_christine @wendinoakland

ColesStreetPothole,
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@talia_christine @ohiorob @wendinoakland @fkamiah17 @NovemberMan
😆 My own approach? Let it sink.

fkamiah17,
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@ColesStreetPothole
I'm ashamed of you. 😄

@talia_christine @ohiorob @wendinoakland @NovemberMan

ColesStreetPothole,
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@fkamiah17 @NovemberMan @wendinoakland @talia_christine @ohiorob It’s all going in the same place! 😁 And there’s usually more tea and biscuits coming.

fkamiah17,
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@ColesStreetPothole
I don't think we can be friends anymore 😂

@NovemberMan @wendinoakland @talia_christine @ohiorob

ColesStreetPothole,
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@NovemberMan @talia_christine @wendinoakland @fkamiah17 @ohiorob Well, there is this to consider: I really never lose my biscuit. That’s for noobs.

fkamiah17,
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@ColesStreetPothole
Yeah yeah. No wonder when you consider that garbage you lot call biscuits.

@NovemberMan @talia_christine @wendinoakland @ohiorob

ColesStreetPothole,
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@wendinoakland @ohiorob @NovemberMan @talia_christine @fkamiah17
chucks biscuits out window, snaps off telly, folds arms

fkamiah17,
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@ColesStreetPothole
laughs uncontrollably, retrieves fresh biscuits from kitchen, opens book

@wendinoakland @ohiorob @NovemberMan @talia_christine

wendinoakland,
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@ColesStreetPothole @ohiorob @NovemberMan @talia_christine @fkamiah17 Shh, now, now… it’s can’t be that bad?

fkamiah17,
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@wendinoakland

😂

@ColesStreetPothole @ohiorob @NovemberMan @talia_christine

wendinoakland,
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@fkamiah17 @talia_christine @ColesStreetPothole @NovemberMan @ohiorob Good morning! Sounds like a good watch, as I slurp down the first of the day.
So, I’ve just heard the remarkable news (to me) about the numpties who coerced Tescos to provide them with un-curved croissants because applying jam to regular croissants (= crescents) was too, I can’t imagine, complicated. Ffs.

fkamiah17,
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@wendinoakland Eugh, I hadn't heard that story. It's actually about the perils of dipping biscuits in your tea, but it's incredibly funny, so I'd advise you to park your cuppa before you watch it 😂

wendinoakland,
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@fkamiah17 Oof, 2016. It checks out. Here, for the lols:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/feb/18/tesco-bows-to-customer-demand-in-selling-straight-croissants

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/feb/20/in-a-twist-tescos-decision-to-stop-selling-curved-croissants-sparks-debate

fkamiah17,
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@wendinoakland Sake.
Of course it was Brexit year, so they were all crawling out of the woodwork.
Also, points for deployment of numpties 👏👏👏
Have a biscuit!

ColesStreetPothole,
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@wendinoakland @fkamiah17 Facking hell never read something so stupid. They are literally called croissants. Crescents. Brexit mofos deserve to be kicked out of Europe.

wendinoakland,
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@fkamiah17 😂 Just dipping into the “foreign tongue” - use it or lose it! We’d call them mouth breathers.

wendinoakland,
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@fkamiah17 My non-choco-dipped digestive is hoisted in your honour. 😌

fkamiah17,
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@wendinoakland Phew! I wouldn't want to inflict such a life-scarring event on your day 😄

fkamiah17,
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@dgar
🔼😂

BashStKid,
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@fkamiah17 @HeatherMJ I was going to say don’t take all the risk and excitement out of my day, but then you posted Peter Kay …

fkamiah17,
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@BashStKid @HeatherMJ I've watched that clip, like, three times now 😂

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