OOOH! Who lives in a yellow Switch under the sea?

Crab-Bob SoulsBorne!
Who fights with the power of umami?
Crab-Bob SoulsBorne!
If nautical combat be something you wish
Crab-Bob SoulsBorne!
Just jump in a shell and fight like a shellfish!
Crab-Bob SoulsBorne!

Crab-Bob SoulsBorne! Crab-Bob SoulsBorne!
Crab-Bob SoulsBooooooooorne!

(it's a review of Another Crab's Treasure, by SwitchUp. Sorry, I was feeling silly and had to post this.)