celeste,

Some of Y’all desperate!

thoughtfuldragon,

Yes

TotallynotJessica, (edited )
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

Where is your dignity?

It was weighing me down so I traded it to get my soul back. The guy who had it died, so I got it for a discount.

Your self-respect?

You probably saw an old pic.

Your number?

🥇

What’s your address?

You may address me as ma’am, mommy, master, or god.

You free tonight?

Only after 10. Tomorrow works better.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

I’m not free!

I demand a nice cage or at least collar, and regular pettings, and snacks. … Yeah that’s pretty much it. Just pick me up and cart me off and keep me 😅 :3 🥺

… Yeah that’s not the point of the OP but hey whatever mew meep squeek et cetera, dammit!

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