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RiikkaTheIcePrincess

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Also maybe Riikka, or maybe formerly Riikka.
Meep :3
They/Them, also transer than a box of transistors! wiggles transly
Very cute, but also weird and sometimes kinda sharp
Has been rescued…? ominous music plays

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RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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[Sarcasm] See, they really do care about us! They care so much they’re unhiring everyone whose job it was to pretend they care about us! Twitch is a great company and not an evil ball of shit! I respect Amazon and its owned companies and subsidiaries and whatnot because I know they respect me!

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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Can ah git me some high fructose corn syrup wit dis?

No, but you can have double or triple salt.*

*Base sodium content is 480% of recommended daily value based on a 6667-calorie diet

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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Ahhh, I see the problem! … The car drivers feel like fools sitting around in their enormous polluting wastes of space and resources but not going anywhere! So naturally everything good must be destroyed in the name of making the wrong thing feel better.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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“It’s not my code” “It is now!”

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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It’s just another purchasable token thing.

Alternatively: Wow, a brand new way to give them money! I’m so glad they thought of this amazing new idea that no one has been asking for since probably launch!

RiikkaTheIcePrincess, (edited )
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Woooooo God can eat my entire ass ^.^ 😗🎶

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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Idunno, maybe they don’t get all’ their shit delivered in front? Maybe there are trucks in back instead of clogging up the front door that customers use to get in and buy things? Maybe there’s a damn train underneath all’ this! How 'bout that! Nyeehh!!! 😝

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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wiggles censusly! Is specifically for people who aren’t strictly binary, bytheway.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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Aww, some people have the sweetest parents :3

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymtNMrL3yF0

“Makes Me Feel Better” :3

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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Weird answer maybe buuut… myself, and my dream families and friends. Sometimes I spend all’ my time daydreaming and I often come up with critters who end up close to me, sometimes even very close. Between their love and support and my own disregard or outright disdain for various useless opinions of who I’m supposed to be… I’m getting pretty firmly into the DGAF region of my mindspace: I’ll be me on my terms. I’ll try to be my best me, the Keris in my dreams, but that’s my journey to make.

… I’m kinda busted so it’s hard to connect with real people any more :-\ 🤷 Was really shocked when I found out the hard way I’d really bonded with some dream critters. Thought I’d gotten the risks managed but nooooope Misery was building a bigger batch of sad. Anyway, wordsy wordses blar blar blar et ctera 🤷 😴

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Mlem :3

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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Daaamn, TOW blew the whole top off’ that poor thing. Didn’t know they were that badass.

I’ll smile extra for you. I hope you can find something here that will lift your spirits. Maybe a whole-ass ammo depot becoming a crater or something? :3

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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Yarr, I guess :3

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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Almost instinctively downvoted after reading what’s gotta be a bot post or a bad joke. Gross.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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Ah, a “designated free speech zone!” Weird, it’s cool when they do it 🤔

Yeah, really going for the low-hanging fruit of pointing out that the right is violently dishonest. (Also no, it’s not actually cool. It’s fucked and gross. Just clarifying in case somecritter thought I was being non-sarcastic there 😅 )

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“No bullying!” students disagree with genocide “Police, police! Get those fuckin’ nerds! We’ve got lockers you can stuff them into if you want!”

'Course, “anti-bullying campaigns” seem to have a tendency some places to either have some serious cracks or actually make things worse at least some of the time. Same with other “student protection” initiatives, some schools just mysteeeriously have interestingly high rates of traumatized students going out compared to coming in.

(In case it’s unclear, I’m complaining about shit schools letting students get attacked in various ways but trying to pretend they’re not just letting it happen or quietly encouraging it. In the US at least, the “education system” being gross or outright vile does not stop at/after high school: it’s top to bottom bullshit same as what at this point feels like every other “system” around here)

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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[Joke] Halp I’m locked in the basement he makes me eat only Spicy Nacho Doritos!

Wait, that’s fine, the basement doesn’t have a lock, and the dogs ate the Doritos 😅 Also I live in the attic.

Apparently I’ve joined the family via the approval of the cats and dogs 😅 One of the dogs isn’t bad, even! Other one’s a hellacious pest 😅 Distracted by Star Wars @.@ Maybe yap more later

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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Idunno, might be weird to be cuddled by some strange attic-creature 🤔 They could probably get used to it though ba-dum tssh! 🤣

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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I’ve found the enemy! GET THEM!!! raises pitchfork, sets fires 🧑‍🌾🧨 🔥

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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I’m not free!

I demand a nice cage or at least collar, and regular pettings, and snacks. … Yeah that’s pretty much it. Just pick me up and cart me off and keep me 😅 :3 🥺

… Yeah that’s not the point of the OP but hey whatever mew meep squeek et cetera, dammit!

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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But I heard that all cops are benevolent!

🤔 Wait no, that’s not right. Anyway I’m sure it’s somehow not their fault. (Edit: nor the school’s fault for calling the fucking cops)

yewtu.be/watch?v=7JkrJUAg8aI

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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Ahhhh… where are you gonna drive to, that Bushmaster will eat your entire lunch. Dunno whether the smart ones already ran or that one was doing the “I’ll draw their attention!” thing.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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<.< When I was a teenager (maybe early teens? Idunno, I’m not super old 😅 🧓 ) that’s just how we made websites 😹

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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I kinda wanna upvote this but it’s horrible so I’m posting this instead 😅

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