Sam_Bass,

There is a commercial product made something like that

Ghyste,

The biggest crime is using Skippy. Only Jif, or Peter Pan.

AngryCommieKender,

They forgot the vanilla ice cream.

Jahuffine,

This should be illegal

MeDuViNoX,

I mix it in my mouth with the bread, like the good Lord intended!

seahorse,
@seahorse@midwest.social avatar

Just like the mayonegg from Arrested Development

EcoMaowist,
@EcoMaowist@hexbear.net avatar

Yes. 1: because mixing is bad 2: because jelly is way too sweet and tastes bad

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

This is a crime

cmrn,

If your jam comes in a bottle…

telllos,

Yeah, I mean mixing good quality jam is one thing, but this can’t be it.

Emmie, (edited )

This pic is some dystopic stuff. How can you eat those fake mixtures full of chemistry? Is this what people in USA eat? Even the bread looks like it would never spoil.

PumaStoleMyBluff, (edited )

www.labeladvisor.com/showproduct/?id=31393&sectio…

The palm oil is a problem ecologically, but healthwise is actually pretty decent as far as common fats go.

The bread is a shame and there’s a lot higher quality available, same with jelly, though the squeeze bottle is convenient.

This kinda bread goes bad in about a week if kept air tight, or a few hours if left out.

www.welchs.com/…/concord-grape-jelly/

The jelly is made with corn syrup, but otherwise doesn’t contain “scary chemicals”. It contains pectin, citric acid, and sodium citrate, which are completely natural things to be in jam or jelly. Pectin is traditionally boiled from apples, citric acid traditionally comes from lemons, sodium citrate is essentially just lemon juice and baking soda.

The only dystopian bits are the corn syrup and the scale these foods are made at. Calling them “fake mixtures full of chemistry” just makes it sound like you don’t know that all food is chemistry.

Emmie, (edited )

Idk the only jam I eat is one made by my grandma from fruits bought from farmers on the market so there is that. I once tried the supermarket one and they are all horrible and kinda synthetic

I don’t really care if ingredients are theoretically safe no more than I would eat a theoretically nutritious protein powder daily.

I avoid food that was made in factory generally it always feels synthetic and like a cheap, horrible substitute compared to the rich flavour of the real thing.

So it is kind of dystopic for me to see such poor substitute for ‘food’ being the only choice. You could as well as go all in and eat some flavoured nutrient NASA pasta.

What else is fake in this world of ours we don’t even notice anymore? How much fakeness one can take until it’s no longer life but only survival?

PumaStoleMyBluff, (edited )

Homemade jams made by grandmothers are popular in the US, and mass produced products are at least available where you are, if they’re in supermarkets. So someone is buying them. Neither are “the only choice”. This isn’t a black and white “the USA versus everywhere else” thing

Case,

Right. I prefer home made fucking whatever, but you know what? I don’t have the time, and if I have the time, I don’t have the energy.

I just worked midnight to noon for an issue on my one day off.

I’m fucking tired. Store bought is fine, I’m too tired to enjoy home made stuff.

Emmie,

For now it is still possible I guess, even in us but you guys will be first for total and complete enshittification of food

mriormro,
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KuraiWolfGaming,

Wouldn’t be surprised if it actually changed the flavour a bit.

That’s one way to make the “secret sauce” for burgers. Just ketchup, yellow mustard, mayo and sometimes relish. Mixing them before adding to the burger changes the taste considerably.

archchan,
HUMAN_TRASH,

When we were kids, my sister and I used to mix and microwave them

mlc894,

I do this - it makes it taste better if you emulsify the jelly into the peanut butter. Qualitative differences ftw!

itsgroundhogdayagain,

Its like peanut butter and jelly but with extra steps

AFKBRBChocolate,

Never tried it, but seems like it would taste the same. Would be a different consistency. I’ll allow it.

stoly,

My biggest problem is that bottle of supposed jelly.

exocrinous,

Yeah it’s not wobbly at all. How would you even put jelly in a bottle???

ricecake,

I take it you’re from the UK?
It’s jam, the spread for toast, not the wobbly dessert that shouldn’t go on toast.

It’s a liquid when it’s hot and it thickens into a spreadable gloop when it cools.

This is a cheaper brand meant for quick kids lunches, not a “high end” one. There’s nothing stopping anyone from putting a “good” one in a bottle, beyond it just Not Being Done.

Etterra,

Artificial grape flavor is just the worst… And that’s from somebody who likes black licorice.

gregorum,

Maybe that’s why you hate delicious fake grape flavoring

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