Vengefu1Tuna, Oh my god, Linux makes you fat.
Kalkaline, Or getting old makes you fat
shasta, They did a bad job of getting more young people interested in Linux? Because you’re implying it’s the same people who attended both symposiums.
ivanafterall, Maybe they got super jacked?
wreckedcarzz, Since I like geeky boys, they can come over and get jacked anytime
ChlorineAddict, I’m listening…
wreckedcarzz, (James May voice)
Hello.
Franzia, Those twinks found out about oversized tees
kewwwi, from twinks to hell yeah
EdibleFriend, Ha! All you Linux nerds are fat.
I mean I’m fat too but you guys also.
skeeter_dave, I’m xxl but I’m also built like a forklift. When I was younger I could throw rolls of vinyl flooring over my shoulder. I wish I took better care of my knees though.
Sami_Uso, I’m xxl but I’m also built like a plastic bag filled with mashed potatoes. When I was younger I was last in the pacer test.
Melatonin, I read “foreskin” first pass.
Kolanaki, “Dude was built like a foreskin. Loose, and wrinkly.”
UnfortunateShort, By now, Arch and Rust fans have probably corrected this 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
autokludge, Linux Symposium Statistics - Sock Length
ZetaLightning94, To be fair, I’m still a large in my old shirts but an xlt in new shirts. Not always us getting bigger, but the cuts getting smaller
coolie4, Bro, you just stretched out your shirts
Cheesus, Sorry to break it to you but vanity sizing has made clothes bigger
SOB_Van_Owen, “Mr. Chambers! Don’t get on that ship! That OS, it’s…it’s a COOKBOOK!”
grandkaiser, To serve kernel is a cookbook! 🍿
RagingHungryPanda, now that’s a reference I haven’t seen in a while
vsh, Kernel developers are like black angels who were banned 🚫 for their incompetence so they had to find a niche that wouldn’t remind them of corporate heaven. This is why they don’t take care of themselves, they smell like tarmac, still send commits through fax and generally are stuck in the 90’s. Maybe Japan would welcome them, but not 🚫 USA.
badbytes, Dog eat dog. All the big nerds are the little ones.
FlyingSquid, The one advantage of being significantly ill this year is that I can finally fit into large shirts and medium pants after years of XXL and XL of the former and latter.
I mean the rest sucks, but that’s pretty nice.
AnarchistArtificer, I wish you well for whatever remains of recovering from the illness, it sounds like you’ve had a rough time.
FlyingSquid, I don’t want to go into it, but yes, it’s been rough. I’m hoping surgery on Thursday will fix it.
Kjatten, Feel bad for all my tall bros. Hard to find a shirt that fits, always gotta be to short or too tight, gotta go larger.
SupraMario, The struggle is real :( pants are the same way… either super wide and short or long and not wide.
Evil_Shrubbery, So, why are penguins shrinking shirt sizes?
KeefChief13, Nice weve all been lifting.
BossDj, Damn shrinkflation the T shirts just keep getting smaller
teichflamme, Lifting burgers and cupcakes
21Cabbage, Well I’m the only Linux nerd I know nor have I ever met another one in person and I’m a medium, could probably get away with a small if I had a touch more self confidence.
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