M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

The lowest level should also be the Dutch, and loop back to the top.

AbackDeckWARLORD,

There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.

JasonDJ,

But wouldn’t daisy-chained puppets like this be increasingly difficult to control the further from the start you go?

I don’t think it’s possible to get anything below Aliens to do anything but flop around wildly.

BluesF,

Above the Dutch is a machine learning algorithm which so far has managed to learn to make the bottom marionette appear to vomit, and nothing else.

wieson,

Have you seen our world?

niktemadur,

The Dutch East India Co didn’t go away; it just went underground.

K0W4LSK1,
@K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Austin powers was trying to tell us this

dudinax,

The strings attached to The Dutch are controlled by the student council of some high school in Japan.

ReplicantBatty,

I’d watch that anime

RizzRustbolt,

It all eventually comes back to Lisa’s Reverse Vampires.

nightwatch_admin,

For those not in the know: Prince Bernhard (deceased), husband to former queen Juliana (d), was infamous for his (heavily debated) membership of the Nazi party and first chairman of the (also heavily debated) Bilderberg conference.
Aside from that, the royal family is very, very rich and has a lot of influence over the world. Part of their wealth is supplied by the Dutch government, without clear numbers and lots of misrepresentation on the yearly budgeting, a government that is by the way nicely massaged by the many global companies having a nice office in the Dutch tax haven.

YarHarSuperstar,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

So how does that make the Dutch control the aliens? If there really are intelligent super beings with incredible technologies visiting our planet and influencing things, why would the Dutch be able to control them any better than Israel or the US gov?

nightwatch_admin,

We won’t say, it is rather embarrassing

YarHarSuperstar,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

I promise I won’t tell.

some_guy,

Check out the Boontavista comedy podcast out of Australia. One of their segments is DutchWatch!

profdc9,

Are the Dutch the same as the lizard people? Because if not, I don’t get what this is saying.

itstoowet,

I live in the Netherlands, I have a strong suspicion they are lizard people. I also have a strong suspicion I will regret this post. I’m drunk.

dreugeworst,

Am Dutch, can confirm

Aganim,

Do not listen to this obviously drunk poster. We are definitely not lizard people.

hungryphrog,

that’s exactly what a lizard person would say

pdxfed,
ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t get it… Why the Dutch?

000999,

Drugs

Fleur__,
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

Were you just on board with all the puppeteers until the Dutch one ? XD

peteypete420,

Until? Isn’t the Dutch the first puppet?

eatthecake,

My housemate is dutch. He will find a dutch connection to everything on the planet. My coffee is dutch, the stockmarket is dutch, cheese sandwiches are dutch, the computer chips are dutch, nasi goreng is dutch, it’s all fucking dutch in his mind. If aliens landed he would probably claim that they came because of the dutch.

He would also like everyone to remember that the nazi’s stole the dutch people’s bicycles and how dare anyone not know this.

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Ah, OK, makes sense to me now. Lol Thanks!

woelkchen,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

So a former colonial power influenced many things on Earth? Surprising.

Darkblue,

Well, to be honest, apart of the aliens thing, everything you said is true.

So how is your housemate wrong?

And aliens? That’s an American thing. Only Americans are abducted and only America gets attacked by aliens in the movies. (And South-Africa)

Rev3rze,

I don’t think they’re necessarily saying their housemate is wrong. I took it as them just pointing out how it gets old fast. Which is also my interpretation of what the meme represents.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

London gets attacked on TV a lot, though.

quicksand,

Love the nasi goreng reference!

Diabolo96,

Cut the illuminati bullshit and everything above it, and you got yourself a very plausible scenario.

hemko,

If you believe that Israel really controls US Gov, you’ve drank some serious idiot juice

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s what the Dutch want you to think!

Diabolo96,

Sure, buddy. USA is aiding them genocide palistinians just for the fun of it.

azulavoir,

It’s not that Israel controls the US Gov’t - it’s that having them as an ally in the Middle East is so valuable that the government is willing to protect them even when they’re in the wrong

DragonTypeWyvern,

Well

The US Government thinks it’s valuable

ThrowawayPermanente,

How does that Dutch boot taste, bro?

jaybone,

Wooden

abbadon420,

That’s a blatant stereotype. We’ve got rubber and leather clogs now with steel noses to kick ass. www.klompenexpert.nl/…/leren-klompen.html

jaybone,

Well isn’t that special.

I do like the cow one though.

hungryphrog,

You poor brainwashed sheep. Of course the Dutch control everything.

cmbabul,

There are only two thing that I can’t stand in this world, people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch!

ruud,
@ruud@lemmy.world avatar

Well thanks! ;-)

AeroRake,

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