frezik, The Italian mind cannot comprehend this.
reverendsteveii, Mfw face when Pizza Jimmy eats his 2 millionth pizza on a given day
https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/b26fb874-2149-49b5-8904-05bcf560867c.webp
Etterra, Shit I’ve got some catching up to do.
hungryphrog, Actually, this is false. Pizzas Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Kolanaki, 
I felt like that guy when I was in junior high and one of the two local pizza places had a Safe Cracker pinball machine that would award a token every million points that the restaurant allowed to be redeemed for 1 large pepperoni pizza.
I was really good at that pinball machine. You gave me a quarter, I could guarantee lunch.
niktemadur, Each an American? Or all the an Americans?
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
Each the all
moon, We use our guns as spoons to drink up the pizza grease
pigup,
Wogi, Did your prompt include the lack of pants or did the AI just kinda know?
Hideakikarate, Where we’re going, we won’t need pants. Hospital gowns are very freeing.
pigup,
Ibaudia, 
You were polite to the AI. It will spare you.
pigup, Always cognizant of that! At least maybe it’ll spare my family
beefbot, It won’t. It MIGHT tell you that it will, but then once it doesn’t spare you, that promise is no longer binding, so it’s free to not spare your family.
pigup, U right
Jimmycakes, Only 2 million? These are rookie numbers we need to pump these up.
Wogi, I’M DOING MY PART
Jimmycakes, Service guarantees citizenship
Corkyskog, That’s only like 2 and a quarter pizzas a year if I didn’t do my math wrong, which is unlikely because now I am eating pizza.
Wogi, One American eats 2 million every day. It’s a big job but someone’s gotta do it
ThrowawaySobriquet, Light work
workerONE, I only ate like 4 pizzas yesterday so I think the math is a bit off
remotedev, Imagine how many pizzas someone had to eat to make up for you to keep the average up
konalt, 
Pizzas Georg, who lives in cave and eats over 60 million pizzas each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
RandomVideos, Less than 0.01 pizzas?
MajesticSloth, 
Slacker
ooterness, Florida Man strikes again!
Anyolduser, And the rest of us are terrified of him.
distantsounds, Tuesday is pizza day!
dan1101, Let’s not be dramatic, it’s per average day. Some days it isn’t 2 million.
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH, Some days it is more though. Which is horrific.
affiliate, i can get up to 3 million on a good day
5714, Pizza Clicker
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