Do not take Worm Bile if you take part in activities that may lead to Sudden Amputation. I was in the Arena and little did I know - that arm I lost regrew into ME. That son-uv-a-bitch fucked my girlfriend, and then wanted half my tournament winnings!
Sixe effects of taking worm bile may include but are not limited to; nausea, lightheadedness, sweats, blackouts, intestinal blockage, merging the memories of all Reverend Mothers before you with your own, lovers wiping their tears in your unconcious mouth.
May cause visions, ancestral possession, the ennui brought on by the relentless deterministic passage of time, and the massacre of billions via trans-galactic jihad. Do not mix with alcohol.
Day 78: Turns out my acolytes wrote rude jukes all over my face while I was passed out from drinking worm bile. I’ve been walking around like this for WEEKS and nobody dared tell me?! Next time the smuggler caravan comes by, I’m getting a wardrobe mirror installed.
There was a post about an older dude that went camping with his girlfriend and popped an ol’ blue to get freaky. They wrapped up and fell asleep, but the dude woke up 4 hours in excruciating pain - his erection had never gone down. They rushed down the mountain to the hospital, another two hours later… ER docs told him it was too late, amputation time.
So it’s always a good idea to stay awake long enough to flush the pipes with a good piss to avoid a uti, the story just reinforced that notion for me about 1000% more.
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