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maylees_internet, to memes

I told my wife that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our road except one!!

“I bet it’s the snooty bitch at number twenty three,” she replied.

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TheMetalDog, (edited ) to random
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SherBeareth, to Humor
@SherBeareth@mastodon.world avatar

An OG Classic from from a decade ago when we still had operable senses of and the will to use them liberally. This piece, riffing on and her forked tongue ostensibly kids shows and stories, is forever going to be . Noir Mother Goose. Randian p pl

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ayn-rand-reviews-childrens-movies

sos, to Funny
@sos@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

Fuck the inflation, McPixel 3 is now $2 on Switch!!!

Pure uninterrupted absurdist fun of the highest magnitude with no bullshit!

Like fun? Check it out!

amyengineer, to random

Thursdays. 😂😂😂

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robertnorlyn, to random

Shrugs I’m just going to assume that when somebody replies to me and blocks me at the same time they didn’t want me to see what they said. It’s very likely I can tear whatever it was to shreds.

amyengineer, to random

Helpful holiday pro tip. 😂


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amyengineer, to Plants

These new plant stakes are cracking me up. 🌿🌱🌷😂


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nando161, (edited ) to random
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it's the lengths some asshole will goto to .. what's even is do it but forget their aren't and I'm a real cunt that loves to play on those . I'm a hetero-lgbtqia+ man... go figure and of the ... attack me and your ass is grass... your head as my trophy. :antifa_100:

https://www.tumblr.com/nando161mando/732313470384603136/its-hilarious-the-lengths-some-asshole-will-goto?source=share

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matt, to uk
@matt@oslo.town avatar

Happy that 📺 no longer detects my connection to the 🇬🇧 so I get to watch live 🥲

Jkp,
@Jkp@mastodon.scot avatar

@matt
And it's worth the effort 😃

surya, to history

From "Accidental Deaths" Horrible series.

Been such an and . Never enjoyed reading history before this book.

400 years of slavery. Made me recollect a convo with a friend. I asked her why do u think India still needs rules favouring lower caste. She wisely said many generations of suppression cannot be made right just by one generation of opportunities.

@bookstodon

Satori, to random
@Satori@mastodon.thirring.org avatar

No BunMum nooooooo! -Skye

Yes, Skye, I took more… my Aunt’s three trees have produced over 15,000 apples this year (yes, they count!). They’re donating them everywhere, and leave bags/boxes at the foot of their driveway and people are hauling them off for baking, cider making, everything… 😂 🤷🏻‍♀️

cazabon,

@kshamrick @Tardis @ncrav @Satori

Okay, that's . I look forward to it!

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