Four o’clock

JoShmoe, 1 month ago

Can someone explain this to me?

zaph, 1 month ago

“is it for a clock” sounds like “is it 4 o’clock” and since he doesn’t have batteries in his clock he doesn’t know.

olutukko, 1 month ago

Of fuck I’m way too high for this. I thought the clocks were some weird machine and it’s a reference to some movie or shit where the guy tries to fix some machine :D

qaz, 1 month ago

I thought he needed batteries for a flashlight or something to see the clock and the lack of light meant he didn’t know if the clock was working.

fluckx, 1 month ago

Ooof. That one went way over my head for some reason

zaph, 1 month ago

If op didn’t use that title I’d have been lost too

MellowSnow, 1 month ago

Lol don’t worry, same. Probably better told than written. Still a good dad joke I’d not heard before haha.

ivanafterall, 1 month ago

The man on the left has come in possession of a mysterious artifact. He has theorized it is a clock, but won't know for certain until he purchases and inserts batteries.

JoShmoe, 1 month ago

Definitely this

I_am_10_squirrels, 1 month ago

Customer: I need a battery (for my clock) so I can tell the time

Shopkeeper: is it (the battery) for a clock?

Customer hears, is it four o’clock?

Customer: I don’t know, that’s why I need a battery